(continued)

Torq tells the guild, 'You could paint a bullseye on your forehead and I can work on Archery between Mobs'
~ Your wish is my command...

Layren invites Radjan to join a group.
To join the group, click on the 'FOLLOW' option, or 'DISBAND' to cancel.
Radjan cancels the invitation to join Layren's group.
Layren tells the guild, 'Should I feel bad... Radjan Regreted me!'
Layren tells the guild, '<---need sleep'
Layren tells the guild, 'or more pills'
Torq tells the guild, 'and a thesaurus'
~ Radjan sends her regrets.

Cellic says, 'so this is where you all hide!'
Demsey says, 'busted!'
Cellic says, 'So where's the beer?'
Demsey says, 'we finished that this morning'
Cellic says, 'damn'
Demsey says, 'we are down to the cheap wine now'
Drevis says, 'they don't allow me to drink beer, something about a stolen car, two nuns and a scrub brush'
Demsey says, 'that was you!?!'
~ I thought that was Torq.

Drevis says, 'your just a little wood elven with a small poker, I am a big human with a glowing blunt'
Cellic says, 'Only if I have particals turned on'
Drevis says, 'stop killing my glowing, turn those back on'
Cellic says, 'They kill my 2boxin'
Drevis kicks Cell right smack in the jimmy.
~ Drevis so powah.

Shaylia tells the guild, 'we still have that beer you guys left here =P'
Radjan tells the guild, 'Drink up! =) We weren't taking it home on the plane. =P'
Shaylia tells the guild, 'Layren doesn't drink beer, and I think Coors Light is poopy'
Radjan tells the guild, 'It was FREE, ho.'
Shaylia tells the guild, '...oh no you DIDN'T call me a ho'
Drevis tells the guild, 'I did'
Shaylia tells the guild, 'whatevah, it's on now bizatch'
Drevis tells the guild, 'but it was because I lust you'
Radjan tells the guild, 'Yeah. I blame Drevis.'
Layren tells the guild, 'Drevis you lust everyone....'
Strumm tells the guild, 'Even me?!!?!?!'
Shaylia tells the guild, 'especially you Strumm'
Drevis tells the guild, 'especially you *wink*'
Zzyrrin tells the guild, 'Strumm is hawt :)'
Strumm tells the guild, 'Hmmm. Options.....'
Shaylia tells the guild, 'Strumm so segsy~'
Shaylia tells the guild, 'has Drevis showed you his quick-release greaves yet?'
Zzyrrin tells the guild, 'Bah, you are all wrong. "Once you've gone fur...it's what you'll prefer!"'
~ Yes, but imagine the hairballs...

Drevis tells the guild, 'best thing about getting murdered like this, you get to see what your base stats are and you know what? I am a killing machine =)'
~ MmmHmmmm...

GUILD MOTD: Radjan - Hello everyone! Just a few reminders about upcoming guild events and raids... RR - Wednesday night at 8:00 (39-45 - LDoN) -- RR - Friday night at 8:00 (55+ - Hate's Fury) -- MasterZ's Theatre - Thursday night (30th) at 8:30 (RP event in West Freeport). For more information, visit the message board. :)
Shaylia tells the guild, 'spammer!'
Zzyrrin tells the guild, '23rd Radjan :)'
Radjan tells the guild, 'Eat me'
Drevis tells the guild, 'ACK!!!! that blinded me'
Zzyrrin tells the guild, 'This Thursday )'
Zzyrrin tells the guild, 'So Spam 'em again!'
GUILD MOTD: Radjan - Hello everyone! Just a few reminders about upcoming guild events and raids... RR - Wednesday night at 8:00 (39-45 - LDoN) -- RR - Friday night at 8:00 (55+ - Hate's Fury) -- MasterZ's Theatre - Thursday night (23rd) at 8:30 (RP event in West Freeport). For more information, visit the message board. :)
Drevis tells the guild, 'I can't see, I can't seeeee!!!!'
Drevis tells the guild, 'that better not be your hand on my shoulder BUTES!'
Shaylia tells the guild, 'we have a message board?'
Radjan tells the guild, 'BITE ME'
Pusinbutes tells the guild, 'we got a website too supposedly'
Layren tells the guild, 'OMGWHAT?!?!?'
Drevis tells the guild, 'oh yeah? when this happen?'
Shaylia tells the guild, 'that's just crazy talk, sir'
Pusinbutes tells the guild, 'I think its still under construction'
Radjan tells the guild, '*smacks head on table*'
Drevis tells the guild, 'ah, a soon to be announced type of thing?'
Shaylia tells the guild, 'a work in progress, if you will'
Zzyrrin tells the guild, 'Trust me...the PoF website is Waaaaaay better than any other guild website I have EVER been in :)'
Radjan tells the guild, '*swoon*'
Anastisia tells the guild, 'Suck up'
Pusinbutes tells the guild, 'suck up :)'
Layren tells the guild, 'He wants something....'
Drevis tells the guild, 'what they said'
Radjan tells the guild, 'I wub Zzyrrin.'
~ I'll show you "under construction!"

Zzyrrin tells the guild, 'Root the poo please'
Radjan tells the guild, 'Poo?'
Zzyrrin tells the guild, 'Err...mistell'
Layren tells the guild, 'eww?'
Drevis tells the guild, 'hahahahahaha'
Shaylia tells the guild, 'we can't have poo running all over the place, now can we?'
~ After all, we already let Drevis run all over the place.

Drevis tells the group, 'oi Strumm, no bouncing around like that, you will make me sick'
Strumm tells the group, 'We bards gave 2 spees. Supersonic and standing still.'
Strumm tells the group, 'We also can't type for siht. ;)'
~ Never eat ice cream and run at bard spee.

Mumdiar says out of character, 'camp check'
Roseblosem says out of character, 'West Gargs'
Drevis says out of character, 'killing Butes just becaues he made me mad'
Radjan says out of character, 'Hey, Drev... more slashy, slashy, less talky, talky.'
Drevis says out of character, 'yes mistress Radjan'
~ At level 65, my title becomes "dominatrix."

Radjan tells the group, 'Gwyddon's too low. Oops'
Shaylia tells the group, 'oh shoot he's only 54'
Radjan tells the group, 'He blames me and Qyjari. ;)'
Draleon tells the group, 'he should blame torq'
Shaylia tells the group, 'psh, tell him to go quad for a while'
Torq tells the group, 'huh?'
Gwyddon tells the guild, 'To hell with all of you tier two-ers. You are teh suq.'
Gwyddon tells the guild, 'Bite me, Shay.'
Shaylia tells the guild, 'come here and I will'
Shaylia tells the guild, 'oh wait, you can't'
~ Gwyddon... are you 55 yet?

Shaylia tells the group, 'I need to play more [DDR], I got about 100 pounds to lose ;)'
Shaylia tells the group, 'but I'm sick today ="'
Radjan tells the group, 'Less talky, more healy'
Drevis tells the group, 'hahahaha'
Shaylia tells the group, 'psh'
Drevis tells the group, 'she told you dude'
Shaylia tells the group, 'you just sit there and dot things when they're at 25%; kkthx~'
Radjan tells the group, '=P'
~ You would rather I DoT first and slow second, eh?

Shaylia tells the raid, 'I just realized something else… Torq died on that pull, but Qyjari didn't'
Draleon tells the raid, 'yep'
Qyjari tells the raid, 'Muahahahahahaha'
Draleon tells the raid, 'because of my leet damage'
Torq tells the raid, 'must ye rub it in?'
Drevis tells the raid, 'oh no, not another posting on the graveyard =)'
Shaylia tells the raid, 'I kid cause I love )'
~ I'm beginning to hate the leaderboard. ;)

Drevis tells the raid, 'uh oh, he is unzipping his fly.'
~ He must have quick-release greaves, too.

Shaylia tells the guild, 'is Spaghettios with meatballs and an eggroll an odd dinner?'
~ About as odd as the Pizza Rolls and Cheetos we had.

Zzyrrin tells the group, 'Sorry... I'm no monk'
Ahhagon tells the group, 'And I'm no chanter. Stop bringing two!'
~ Zzyrrin (who has a monk) and Draleon (a monk playing an enchanter)

Drevis tells the guild, 'Person that knows me says "Don't you remember me?" I say, "No, not really." She responds, "You know, I was the ranger." '
Drevis tells the guild, 'Like that clears anything up.'
Drevis tells the guild, '"Oh, that's right, you're 'THAT' ranger"'
~ Drevis so popular!

Radjan tells the guild, 'Welcome to Powers of Fate, Zzyrrin!'
Drevis tells the guild, 'You let him in?! After all the protest and fuss I made?! After bribing you with money?!'
Radjan tells the guild, 'I told you I wanted MALO!'
Zzyrrin tells the guild, '*stage whispers to Drevis* I told you marshMALO wouldn't work'
Drevis tells the guild, '*whispers back* Dude, I am a warrior, how am I supposed to know what she meant?'
Zzyrrin tells the guild, '*nods*'
~ I thought the guild guidelines explained the "bribing" process...

Drevis tells the guild, 'ACK!!!!! I didn't do it, BUTES DID!'
Strumm tells the guild, 'You have that hotkeyed, don't you Drevis? ;)'
~ I blame Drevis.

Radjan tells the guild, 'I'm 9% away from 61. =)'
Strumm tells the guild, 'DAMN YOU WOMAN!'
~ Droga be bedy bedy good to me.

Drevis tells the group, 'Back'
Pusinbutes tells the group, 'Do I have to do everything?'
Radjan tells the group, 'Good, because your bow wasn't doing much damage. ;)'
Drevis tells the group, 'Hahahahahahaaha'
Pusinbutes tells the group, 'rofl'
Strumm tells the group, 'Welcome back, and NO MORE DRINKING!'
Demsey tells the group, 'Your bladder almost got us killed!'
Pusinbutes tells the group, 'We are all sure your wife is a sweetie.....but you need to teach her taunt before the next time :)'
Drevis tells the group, 'Hehehehe. Nothing like being in the restroom and hearing "hurry up, everyone is dying I think"'
Drevis tells the group, 'Ack, I shouldn't have let my wife play. Now she is asking questions'
Pusinbutes tells the group, 'LOL'
Radjan tells the group, 'BUY HER A COMPUTER AND GET HER TO PLAY!'
Drevis tells the guild, 'Maybe after I graduate =)'
Strumm tells the group, 'We can't wait that long. She knows the 3/4 combo. ;)'
~ What did I say about the convenience of a bucket?!

Erilous is now a regular member of your guild.
Erilous says, 'Sweet =)'
Radjan tells the guild, 'Okay, against the wall for a pic! Helm on or off?'
Elff tells the guild, 'Man, do I get tired of hearing that.'
Erilous tells the guild, 'On, 'hahahahaha'
Taking a screenshot...
Radjan tells the guild, 'Okay, gotcha'
Bhaskiaru tells the guild, 'LOL... amid the death and carnage... Radjan seems to always bring along her camera'
Elff tells the guild, 'Up against the wall for a pic, on your back, ok, look like a dog. sheesh.'
Erilous tells the guild, 'It covers my bald spot'
Bhaskiaru tells the guild, 'Torq... you listen to Erilous on that one... LOL'
Torq tells the guild, 'Oh har har. I'm NOT balding... besides my hair is just heading south for the winter'
Elff tells the guild, 'Torq's going bald?'
Bhaskiaru tells the guild, 'No, not really... but his forehead is considering going into selling real estate'
Torq tells the guild, 'Everyone SEEMS to think I am... of course, I'm in denial.'
~ What's he doing in Egypt?

Radjan tells the group, 'Just FYI, Drev... we will *always* drop a two-boxed toon from the current group to make room for a player. So don't be afraid to ask, okay?'
Drevis tells the group, 'I was hoping on dropping Butes..... ack, this was supposed to be a tell'
~ Drevis wubs Butes.

Pusinbutes tells the group, 'Snare it, Drev'
Drevis tells the group, 'I have to do everything'
Pusinbutes tells the group, 'Yep'
Radjan tells the group, '*giggles*'
Drevis tells the group, '*sigh*'
Pusinbutes tells the group, 'Except tank it would appear :)'
~ Butes wubs Drevis.

LOADING, PLEASE WAIT...
Radjan has entered The Plane of Knowledge.
Radjan tells the guild, 'I am too stupid to live.'
Radjan tells the guild, 'NEVER *EVER* put Gate where Can IV usually goes.'
~ No, really, trust me... I once played a lower level shaman...

Ghomese tells the guild, 'Wow...11 players on tonight...we're turning into an Uber Guild'
Strumm tells the guild, 'Uh oh. He said the U word.'
~ And Strumm and I were *only* three of them.

Reynic tells the group, 'Hey Drev I forgot to give you this =P'
Drevis kisses Rey on the lips.
Drevis tells the group, 'I love you'
~ Drevis and Reynic sittin' in a tree... k-i-s-s-i-n-g!

Krannik says, 'I feel like the kid visiting the Justice League. :)'
Torq says, 'hehe... Yeah Radjan and I are the Wonder Twins.... form of.... a bucket of water!'
Radjan says, 'Shape of... an elephant!'
~ I should have said, "Shape of... a bear!" That would have been funnier.

Anastisia tells the guild, '<-- A.K.A. Frasier MacCraine'
Radjan tells the guild, 'I *changed* your MAIN, Ana... now you're "a.k.a. The character formerly known as Frasier."'
Anastisia tells the guild, 'oh ok.. sis... thanks...'
Krannik says, 'Take it sleazy, friends. Don't let your meat loaf.'
Radjan tells the guild, 'Does ANYONE *EVER* go to the website?!'
Calron laughs.
Radjan says, 'Right back atcha, Cracky.'
Anastisia tells the guild, 'web what? '
Krannik tells the guild, 'Hey. I was there today!'
Cerci tells the guild, 'what you talking about?'
Jamili tells the guild, 'I was there and updated Jams and Ana'
Torq tells the guild, 'We got a Website?'
Calron tells the guild, 'There's a website?'
Cerci tells the guild, 'i havent been there in ages '
Radjan tells the guild, 'The webSITE, not the message board. Although, don't stop visiting the board, either.'
Radjan tells the guild, 'YOU ARE ALL GOING TO MAKE ME CRY!'
Calron tells the guild, 'There's a message board, too?'
Radjan tells the guild, '*snarls*'
Torq tells the guild, 'stop pulling her hair Calron, I saw that'
Krannik tells the guild, 'I love that website! In fact, I think both of my children were conceived while I was looking at the website!'
Jamili tells the guild, 'ewwwww'
Radjan tells the guild, 'You're the best, Cracky.'
Calron tells the guild, 'Ewwwww!'
Krannik tells the guild, 'Well, good night everyone. I'm off to visit the website.'
Radjan tells the guild, '*swoons*'
Anastisia tells the guild, 'nice save'
~ And thank YOU for visiting the website today!

Anastisia tells the guild, 'damn'ed if I am dyslexic....'
Torq tells the guild, 'I thought you were lysdexic'
~ Yeah, wahtevr.

Radjan says, 'How close to 39 are you, Can?'
Calron says, 'We SO need to bump you to 39. ;)'
Canduin says, 'only 4 gold bubbles...its right around the corner...lol'
Radjan tells the group, 'Torq, since Demsey can't join us tonight, do you want to go to Kaesora with the mid-kids?'
Calron tells the group, 'That way Canduin could join us, and Anastisia'
Radjan says, 'We were considering... *another* dungeon tonight, Canduin, my friend...'
Torq says, '4 gold bubs? My gosh your closing in on 40 too'
Canduin says, 'What? you mean there are other dungeons than Kaesora? I don't believe it.'
Torq tells the group, 'sure... I'll get Wyllie out'
Calron says, 'The rumors are true. There is now NEW Kaesora.'
Radjan says, 'WOOHOO! Kaesora it is! I'll get Kaisey'
Canduin says, 'lies, all lies'
Radjan tells the guild, 'Be right back as Kaisey! Ana... wanna join us?'
Calron says, 'IT's in the same place as the old one, and all the mobs and loot are the same. The name is actually the same too.'
Anastisia tells the guild, 'sure... thanks'
Torq tells the guild, 'brb as Derek Jeter'
Calron says, 'But we call it "new" Keasora'
Canduin says, 'but its new?'
~ And the entrance is right next to Burned Woods.

Rhaquimn tells the guild, 'kicks a pebble... I have no buffs at all'
Reynic tells the guild, 'I can give you a not-so-uber shield of flame ;)'
Rhaquimn tells the guild, 'bats eyelashes'
Radjan tells the guild, 'Jeez... I guess I'll take a hint... *mems PL buffs*'
Rhaquimn tells the guild, 'gee Sis... you're swell'
Radjan tells the guild, 'Heh'
Rhaquimn tells the guild, 'you're the best Co-guild leader in the whole world...'
Radjan tells the guild, 'Suck up. ;)'
~ Rhaquimn gets better at sucking up (42)!

Radjan tells the guild, 'Hello! We're in PoN, but we're full and I have to camp at 11:00'
Demsey tells the guild, '"Blah" said toad'
Radjan tells the guild, 'I sowwy'
Pusinbutes tells the group, 'Same here...11 is my time to go'
Rhaquimn tells the guild, 'Smells a LDoN run with midlevels.... thereafter'
Demsey tells the guild, 'That depends. I turn into a pumpkin myself at midnight'
Rhaquimn tells the guild, 'Kinky'
Strumm tells the guild, 'I need to camp early tonight too. Need to hit the road early in the morning (for me)'
Rhaquimn tells the guild, 'Phooie'
Reynic tells the guild, 'I should camp early too so I can go upstairs and do nothing'
Rhaquimn tells the guild, 'You're going to be married soon… expect that nightly'
~ *giggles*

Lyzarius says out of character, 'poooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooofers'
Radjan says out of character, 'You rang?'
Lyzarius says out of character, 'what are you doing way out here?'
Radjan says out of character, ''splorin. You?'
Lyzarius says out of character, 'Trying to get blood of nadox finished.... stupid spell quest :/'
Radjan says out of character, 'Need Pure Blood? or the others?'
Lyzarius says out of character, 'down to just needing pureblood'
Torq says out of character, 'Hey! This doesn't look like Phoenix... check the map, Strumm'
~ Maybe we took a wrong turn in Albuquerque...

Hann tells the guild, 'I want one of these: Opalescent Two-Handed Sword'
Strumm tells the guild, 'That's nice. :)'
Demsey tells the guild, 'I think I saw one at Sears in the tool department'
Radjan tells the guild, 'Whoa'
Torq tells the guild, 'It's a 3-step process:'
Torq tells the guild, 'Step 1: make a shadowknight'
Torq tells the guild, 'Step 2: get to lvl 65'
Torq tells the guild, 'Step 3: kill the mob that drops it :)'
~ Sure, now *everyone's* gonna make a shadowknight!

Hann tells the guild, 'LDON sucks! We are getting owned'
Strumm tells the guild, 'Sorry. It takes a little getting used to'
Radjan tells the guild, 'Hey, I'm 0 for 2. I suck, too'
Hann tells the guild, 'I hate failing… it is not acceptable'
Demsey tells the guild, 'Beats dying'
Strumm tells the guild, 'I hear what you're saying. You might want to rethink that position, though. ;)'
Hann tells the guild, 'Oh, we died'
Demsey tells the guild, 'Crap, that means it's my turn'
Hann tells the guild, 'Yes it is'
~ The Dead Brothers rise again?

Radjan tells the guild, 'Ghomese? Whatcha got on yer head?'
Ghomese tells the guild, 'Radjan?'
Radjan tells the guild, 'You have a Radjan on yer head?'
Cerci tells the guild, 'lol'
Ghomese tells the guild, 'hmmmm....most bizarre...'
Radjan tells the guild, 'Bizarre? Can't find yer head?'
Ghomese tells the guild, 'I've never seen this before'
Radjan tells the guild, 'Yer head? It's that bald thing on yer shoulders.'
Ghomese tells the guild, 'Sure, make fun of the short bald gnome'
Radjan tells the guild, 'Okay. =)'
Radjan tells the guild, 'So, whatcha got on yer head? We looted a cap for ya. =)'
Strumm tells the guild, 'THE short bald gnome? Sounds like a generalization to me. ;)'
~ Is that a Radjan on yer head, or are you just happy to see me?

Roshamon says, 'Let me tell ya, you can't torquemada anything these days.'
Strumm waves at Roshamon.
Torq says, 'Hehe'
Roshamon says, 'How goes it :)'
Strumm says, 'Well, Roshamon, and you?'
Roshamon says, 'Can't complain'
Strumm says, 'Can't? I don't think you're trying hard enough. ;)'
Radjan says, 'Have you found any lost dungeons?'
Roshamon says, 'I've hunted in oasis forever, you'd have thought I would have found a dungeon back then…at least stubbed my toe on it'
Radjan says, 'Very true, m'lord. Perhaps the entrance was simply blocked with mounds of sand and all that trampling we did back then wore the area around the entrance down.'
Roshamon says, 'Newbie erosion is a dangerous thing'
Strumm says, 'I think there are greater forces at work that wish to remain unseen.'
Roshamon says, 'I blame Lockjaw'
Strumm says, 'He's taken a bite out of my backside on more than one occasion.'
Radjan says, 'And all those spectres we trained to the docks.'
Roshamon says, 'Aye, but specs'll leave you alone as long as you don't walk on their land.'
Roshamon says, 'Like an old man with a broom.'
Torq says, 'or a shotgun.'
Roshamon says, 'or a hose with multi-head sprinkler.'
~ Well, I guess I won't Trick-or-Treat at Roshamon's house this year!

Jorudan tells the guild, 'buffplzkthxla~'
Wyllie tells the guild, 'getting that outta your system Jor?'
Jorudan tells the guild, 'You betcha *scratches his balls*'
Waredew tells the guild, 'CUT THAT OUT!'
Jorudan tells the guild, '*spits*'
~ Radjan "role-playing" Strumm's male barbarian warrior Jorudan

Strumm tells the raid, 'Can I get fizzle reducer on Gwyddon, please?'
Radjan tells the raid, 'Can I get a forehead reducer on Gwyddon, please?'
Demsey tells the raid, 'Forehead Reduction is 62, don't have that one yet'
~ I wonder if it can be researched?

Surenady tells the guild, 'So... where you guys going tonight?'
Torq tells the guild, 'Heading to the Crypt of Nadox'
Surenady tells the guild, 'cool... will Demsey die?'
Radjan tells the guild, 'Probably. ;)'
Demsey tells the guild, 'sigh'
Jamili tells the guild, 'Aren't you all supposed to protect each other?'
Radjan tells the guild, 'In theory, yes.'
Demsey tells the guild, 'I do, to the death usually'
~ It's not called "Demsey's Demise" for nothing...

Draleon tells the raid, 'BTW Torq will be off-tank in case anything bad happens, we will all be on mine.'
Radjan tells the raid, 'If anything bad happens, I have Gate memmed. ;)'
Draleon tells the raid, 'he will keep 2nd one busy'
Torq tells the raid, 'roger that'
Demsey tells the raid, 'I'll try to charm if that happens, Torq, so help if it jumps me.'
Arbor tells the raid, 'Calron has lesser succor up'
Draleon tells the raid, 'Might be a bit high'
Demsey tells the raid, 'If higher than 53 I can't charm it'
Draleon tells the raid, 'give it a sec'
Radjan tells the raid, 'SUCCOR'
Radjan tells the raid, 'SUCCOR'
Radjan tells the raid, 'SUCCOR'
Radjan tells the raid, 'SUCCOR'
Radjan tells the raid, 'SUCCOR'
Radjan tells the raid, 'SUCCOR'
Radjan tells the raid, 'SUCCOR'
Radjan tells the raid, 'SUCCOR'
an incubator operator says 'Another victory for Innoruuk!'
Draleon has been slain by an incubator operator!
Calron begins to cast a spell.
Gwyddon begins to cast a spell.
Radjan tells the raid, 'SUCCOR'
a wretched servant hisses in victory.
Qyjari has been slain by a wretched servant!
Torq creates a mystic portal.
Arbor creates a mystic portal.
Calron creates a mystic portal.
Demsey creates a mystic portal.
Strumm creates a mystic portal.
Gwyddon creates a mystic portal.
LOADING, PLEASE WAIT...
~ I blame Torq.

[Thu Aug 28 21:15:26 2003] Qyjari has been slain by a wretched servant!
[Thu Aug 28 21:15:27 2003] Torq creates a mystic portal.
~ Couldn't resist checking the timing. ;)

Draleon tells the raid, 'Sorry guys :('
Demsey tells the raid, 'np bro'
Arbor tells the raid, 'Hey, it was sort of fun to see big ugly guys up to our armpits.'
Draleon tells the raid, 'A shame too, I think we were going places :)'
Arbor tells the raid, 'That scene when I saw all those things with Strumm yelling succor was sort of like the bugs bunny cartoon where he drops the jar of instant monsters into the sewer.'
Torq tells the raid, 'LOL'
Draleon tells the raid, 'haha'
Demsey tells the raid, 'lol'
Torq tells the raid, 'I didn't see it, my head was between my legs and I was praying hard'
Radjan tells the raid, 'Did you mean to say "head?" Or did you mean "tail?"'
Strumm tells the raid, 'D'oh!'
Demsey tells the raid, 'heh'
Torq tells the raid, 'No, "head." I wasn't running, just trying the old "If I can't see you, you can't see me" trick… didn't work.'
~ Next time try to feign, evade or gate.

Qyjari tells the raid, 'The good news is, I'm full mana. =)'
~ The bad news is, her gin & tonic's gone.

Draleon tells the raid, 'Mana? I need talisman and FoS.'
Radjan tells the raid, 'FoS?! What the hell level shaman do you think I am?!'
~ C'mere, lizard, I'll give you "FoS"...

Cerci tells the guild, 'oh by the way does anyone need any money? I came into good fortune about 20k'
Torq tells the guild, '*raises eyebrow*'
Demsey tells the guild, 'Wow! I dropped that exact amount just yesterday'
Cerci tells the guild, 'Really now? lol'
Demsey tells the guild, 'Yeah, go figure )'
Strumm tells the guild, 'Yes. I can vouch for him. We looked for it for about an hour. :)'
Cerci tells the guild, 'where did you drop it?'
Strumm tells the guild, 'You know, right where you found it.'
~ Yeah, I lost that same exact amount, too!

Radjan tells the raid, 'Okay, shall we succor across the zone and pull those dudes for a bit? The ugly dudes? In the room with the drums?'
Torq tells the raid, 'Oh, shut up'
Radjan tells the raid, 'You know, the drums that Torq *claims* not to be able to hear?'
Torq tells the raid, 'ARGGGHHH'
Radjan pokes Draleon.
Draleon tells the raid, 'ouch'
Radjan tells the raid, 'Okay, each group succor. I'm making an executive decision.'
Draleon tells the raid, 'Ready when you are'
Radjan tells the raid, 'Succoring. Hug your nearest porter.'
~ "It's good ta be da king..."

Strumm tells the group, 'STOP MEZZING MY MOBS YOU DAMN ENCHANTER!!!!!!!'
Radjan rolls on the floor laughing.
Demsey tells the group, 'as Scooby would say, "ehhehehhhehehehehehehe"'
~ Oh, you meddling enchanters!

Sticc shouts, 'TRAIN to ZONE ' MOVE IT OR LOOSE IT ''
Radjan shouts, 'Which zone?'
Sticc shouts, 'SORRY HIT WRONG BUTTON'
Sticc shouts, 'NO TRAIN'
Radjan shouts, 'FINE... I'll go change my armor.'
Garix shouts, 'LOL - *smacks the ranger*'
Sticc shouts, 'BAD RANGER BAD'
~ Good thing I keep an extra set of underdoodies in my packs.

--Torq has looted a Flesh Bound Deity.-
Demsey tells the group, 'Range slot item'
Arbor tells the group, 'It is better than what I have. '
Radjan tells the group, 'WOOT!'
Arbor tells the group, 'I don't have an uber bow'
Torq tells the group, 'Twisted Longbow'
Arbor tells the group, 'I have a player made bow with no stats. I don't have rich sisters to help me out'
Radjan tells the group, 'ROFLMAO'
Demsey tells the group, 'hehe'
Arbor tells the group, 'I am not sucking up from the women in my life'
Arbor tells the group, 'Yes, new to patch'
Torq tells the group, 'I must download that one... must've missed it. New download... LBoT'
Torq tells the group, 'Lost Balls of Torq'
~ Hmmm... I must've missed that patch, too.

Arbor tells the group, 'I have always had headphones on. Just have to move them off ears when the repeat gets too much'
Arbor tells the group, 'I have always had headphones on. Just have to move them off ears when the repeat gets too much'
Arbor tells the group, 'I have always had headphones on. Just have to move them off ears when the repeat gets too much'
~ I blame Torq.

Arbor tells the group, 'I can take aggro, why can't the tank?'
Strumm tells the group, 'Because he's not you?'
Torq tells the group, 'You's ugly'
Arbor tells the group, 'He has a nice breastplate, but it doesn't help us much if the mob hits everyone else'
Radjan dies.
Arbor tells the group, 'Show it to us again, Torq'
Radjan clutches sides.
Torq tells the group, 'Wonder why it's so neat and clean'
Radjan falls off chair.
Radjan tells the group, 'Okay, then, if you're not going to show us your BP, show us the bow!'
Radjan wipes her eyes.
Torq tells the group, 'Champion's Breastplate'
Torq tells the group, 'Champion's Breastplate'
Torq tells the group, 'Champion's Breastplate'
Torq tells the group, 'Champion's Breastplate'
Torq tells the group, 'Champion's Breastplate'
Torq tells the group, 'Champion's Breastplate'
Torq tells the group, 'Champion's Breastplate'
Torq tells the group, 'Champion's Breastplate'
Torq tells the group, 'Champion's Breastplate'
Torq tells the group, 'Champion's Breastplate'
Arbor tells the group, 'By the way, I didn't taunt or use snare that time. What happened tank boy?'
Radjan can't see the keyboard anymore...
Torq tells the group, 'I WAS SPAMMING NOT TAUNTING'
Arbor tells the group, 'Ivy Etched Leggings, Ivy Etched Boots, Ivy Etched Bracer'
Radjan tells the group, 'Uber'
Arbor tells the group, 'Sorry folks. Have to go. Taking dogs, wife home, and eating dinner. Not in that order'
Radjan tells the group, 'Okay, bro. *waves to Mrs. Arbor* See you Sunday night! =)'
Arbor tells the group, 'Yes, I will take Calron and go. I am taking my ball too'
Torq tells the group, 'I scared him off with the Champion's Breastplate'
Arbor tells the guild, 'Later guys.'
Demsey tells the guild, 'Later man'
Radjan tells the guild, 'Take care, hon.'
Torq tells the group, 'If ya skeered, say ya skeered'
Arbor tells the guild, 'Thanks for being a good sport, Torq'
Strumm tells the guild, 'Later Arbor. :)'
Torq tells the guild, 'Take care Arbor'
Arbor tells the guild, 'Show the guild the breastplate, just one time though'
Demsey tells the guild, 'Aww, he's use to it'
Torq tells the guild, 'I had a blast!!!'
Torq tells the guild, 'Champion's Breastplate'
Torq tells the guild, 'Champion's Breastplate'
Torq tells the guild, 'Champion's Breastplate'
Radjan tells the guild, '*cries*'
Arbor tells the guild, 'Later Demsey. Was lots of fun. Thanks'
Torq tells the guild, 'oh, and, this... Twisted Longbow'
Radjan tells the guild, '*falls off chair*'
~ Well, I guess it's better than comparing *other* things...

Ghomese tells the guild, 'Do you know where to find words of dimension?'
Surenady tells the guild, 'No'
Demsie tells the guild, 'Not sure really..'
Ghomese tells the guild, 'Thanks'
Demsie tells the guild, 'But if i see it i'll get it for ya'
Ghomese tells the guild, 'Thanks..I would appreciate it.'
Surenady tells the guild, 'Maybe I can find you... where in PoK are you?'
Ghomese tells the guild, 'Actually, i'm in the library right now..checking all the spell vendors.'
Demsie tells the guild, 'I like the library'
Surenady tells the guild, 'I'm in the library but...where are you?'
Ghomese tells the guild, 'I'm on the paladin spells floor..I think..lol'
Surenady tells the guild, 'Well, you're better than me because I have no idea what-so-ever where I am lol'
Ghomese tells the guild, 'Lol..check the map'
Surenady tells the guild, 'Found ya!!'
Ghomese tells the guild, 'Do you think I would find them at the freeport casters guild?'
Surenady tells the guild, 'You would think we would know'
Ghomese tells the guild, 'I have no problem hunting them down, I just dont even know where they drop or off what mob'
Demsie tells the guild, ' Try HHP a lot of words drop there'
Ghomese tells the guild, 'HHP?'
Demsie tells the guild, 'High Hold Pass'
Ghomese tells the guild, 'Hmmm...how do I get there?'
Surenady tells the guild, 'I'll go too for my lvl 20 spells'
Demsie tells the guild, 'I'm coming out of it..i'm bound there..go to East Karana'
Ghomese tells the guild, 'Is it a KOS zone?'
Demsie tells the guild, 'If you attack the gaurds , your faction will down..so only attack goblins..and you have good faction here IF you have't already been there..make sense?'
Ghomese tells the guild, 'Okay...what's the quickest way to East Karana?'
Demsie tells the guild, 'Quickest? um..find a druid and ask...'
Surenady tells the guild, 'Here druid druid druid...'
Ghomese tells the guild, 'LOL>or we could hike through west and north Karana'
Demsie tells the guild, 'Yea'
Ghomese tells the guild, 'We would have to go to the qeynos stone for that. Hmmm...I think I'm going to log on my druid and take a run there.'
Demsie tells the guild, 'Good I could use a sow lol'
Surenady tells the guild, ' So we all need spells is that right?'
Ghomese tells the guild, 'Sounds like it.'
*later*
Surenady tells the guild, 'I need more lvl 20 spells..'
Ghomese tells the guild, 'Which ones are you missing?'
Surenady tells the guild, 'Let me check..'
*a couple minutes later*
Surenady tells the guild, 'I need to make a list lol'
Ghomese tells the guild, 'And checking it twice?"
~ You'd better watch out... you'd better not cry...

Radjan tells the group, 'Torq, don't really worry about your FR... you'll be fine.'
Torq tells the group, 'was 38, now 68'
Radjan tells the group, 'Oh, then yeah, worry about that. ;)'
~ Okay, so Torq *does* need Fire Resist gear.

Strumm tells the group, 'It you rub up against the wall while running in the lava, you will run faster.'
Radjan tells the group, 'Torq can pull the elementals here for a bit, then when it's clear, we'll swim to the bridge. If you "swim" along the walls, you'll go faster and avoid fire damage.'
Torq tells the group, 'roger that....'
Demsey tells the group, 'we can't levitate?'
Strumm tells the group, 'Nope'
Jamili tells the group, 'nope??!?!?!! What d'ya mean nope'
Demsey tells the group, 'I'm confused with this nope'
~ You get better at Swimming in Lava (5)!

Radjan tells the group, 'According to the map, this is a "safe point."'
Demsey tells the group, 'sure, we are hemmed in by a rock wall and a 100 foot drop to boiling lava, looks safe to me'
Torq tells the group, 'ok, give me the high sign, when to pull...'
Radjan tells the group, 'Let's just try this corner out until we get our sea-legs. I'm at 90 mana. Qyjari's at 50 mana'
Demsey tells the group, '92'
Jamili tells the group, '61 here'
Demsey tells the group, 'and these ARE my sea-legs, I always shake like this in a dungeon I don't know'
~ Maybe I should have said "lava-legs?"

Jamili tells the group, 'have I mentioned C3 lately?'
Demsey tells the group, 'sigh'
Strumm tells the group, 'Wow. I didn't think Demsey could feel any more useless. :)'
Torq tells the group, 'gonna need speed upon return Dems'
Demsey tells the group, 'only if you DON'T have C3 Torq'
~ Donation for one C3... 100pp...

Demsey tells the group, 'sigh'
Strumm tells the group, '?'
Jamili tells the group, 'why sigh? no c3???'
Demsey tells the group, 'all that work to get Scryer's Trespass and there isn't a caster mob in the house'
Strumm tells the group, 'Now THAT is funny. :)'
~ Price you *wish* you had paid for one C3, but didn't... 100pp...

Jamili tells the group, 'ok don't laugh too hard.....but....ummm Demsey ...honey....dear friend......can I have a clarity please?
Radjan tells the group, 'AH HA! Make her beg, Dems. ;)'
Jamili tells the group, 'Oh this is gonna kill me'
Demsey tells the group, 'I'm sorry, did you say something Jamili dear?'
Jamili kneels before Demsey in humility and reverence.
Strumm tells the group, 'ROFL'
Jamili tells the group, 'this is wayyy too funny'
Jamili grovels before Demsey.
Demsey sits down nonchalantly.
Radjan dies laughing.
Strumm tells the group, 'Demsey has told me to inform you on his behalf that he has removed Clarity from his spellbook.'
Jamili tells the group, 'uurgh'
Jamili cries.
Demsey tells the group, 'Yes, please speak to my attorney, Mr. Strumm'
Strumm stops playing manasong too.
Jamili pouts.
Torq tells the group, 'Mana? beside Jamili... since hers isn't coming back as fast'
Strumm tells the group, 'Hahahaha'
Jamili tells the group, 'Strumm...next time I see you.....you're gonna get it'
Radjan tells the group, '86... I'm Canning. ;)'
Strumm tells the group, ';)'
Qyjari tells the group, 'FULL... I have Clarity.'
Demsey tells the group, 'You have Clarity too? why.......so do I'
Jamili tells the group, 'oh jeez'
Torq tells the group, 'okies incoming... btw... I have C3'
~ Making Jamili beg for C2 ... priceless.

Radjan says, 'Hail, Torq'
Strumm waves at Torq.
Torq says, 'Oh crap… there goes the neighborhood'
Radjan tells the guild, 'Ghomese... check us out. ;)'
Strumm is totally freaked out.
Ghomese tells the guild, 'Oh my.....'
Radjan tells the guild, 'I have Essence of TROLL, too! =)'
Ghomese tells the guild, 'what's with the dark elf look?'
Torq tells the guild, 'It's the new fad… everybody's doing it'
Ghomese tells the guild, 'I thought the new fad was looking like a gnome?'
Radjan tells the guild, 'No, no. That was so two minutes ago.'
Ghomese tells the guild, 'lol...I can't keep up'
~ Here... drink this. Muahahaha...

Wispr says, 'You know, if you kiss me, there's a 10% chance I'll turn into a beautiful elven princess'
Demsey says, 'If I kiss you, there is a 90% chance I've been drinking'
Torq says, 'I can never tell if Frogloks are guys or girls.. so I don't kiss them... but I'll take your word Wispr'
Wispr says, 'Just look closely for my bra... I'm not exactly sure what's it covering, but I have one'
Radjan says, 'Froggie bewbs?'
Wispr says, 'Yeah perhaps... but my self exams haven't found any yet'
~ Wispr (a Froglok shaman) tempts Torq to kiss her.

Stoneworm says, 'anyone need SoV?'
Torq says, 'Hmmm?'
Radjan tells the group, 'Say "Yes."'
Stoneworm says, 'Speed of Vallon'
Torq says, 'Sure, I could use it'
Stoneworm begins to cast a spell.
Torq moves with the speed of Vallon
Torq says, 'Hehe… those short naps are nice. :)'
Demsey tells the group, 'Torq speed of Vallon is fastest in game, faster then chanter epic'
Torq tells the group, 'So basically it's the "puree" switch on my swords?'
~ Stoneworm (Company of Valor) offers to speed the tanks.

Radjan tells the group, 'Okay, full mana. Pull. =)'
Strumm tells the group, 'Somebody give Torq a push.'
Demsey pushes Torq.
Demsey tells the group, 'ESP isnt working Torq try your bow'
Torq tells the group, 'bow isnt working either no arrows'
Demsey tells the group, 'ok go back to ESP'
~ We don't care how you pull 'em... just pull 'em!

Demsey screams in pain.
Draleon tells the group, 'stop screaming Demsey'
Radjan tells the group, 'Girlie caster. ;)'
~ That'll teach him to try to med during a fight.

Radjan tells the guild, 'Luminary now for me, then Oracle, then Prophet.'
Torq tells the guild, 'oh like THAT'S not gonna go to your head'
Radjan tells the guild, '=P'
~ Discussing 'in-game' titles beyond level 50.

Radjan tells the group, 'Mend?'
Draleon tells the group, 'Oh yeah…'
Draleon tells the group, 'Yes, I have it. I will use it :)'
Strumm tells the group, 'Hahaha'
Radjan tells the group, 'How to Play a Monk in EQ 101'
~ Several months away from the game and he's forgotten everything. ;)

Anjaleen tells the guild, 'The druid keeps saying no C3 oom I guess he is nuker cause we only got 1 buff from him.'
Anjaleen tells the guild, 'His name is Ebaydruid... for your 'do not group with' list.'
Torq tells the guild, 'What's his name... I'm making a list'
Torq tells the guild, 'Wooo freaky'
Anjaleen tells the guild, 'Get out of my head!'
~ Anjaleen discovers the beauty of 'accidentally' going linkdead.

--Torq has looted a Dark Ore.--
Torq tells the group, 'who needs dark ore? It's 15lbs and about to be destroyed'
Jamili tells the group, 'I can hold it if you want, I have room'
Torq tells the group, 'its yours Jams.. i dont want it...'
Radjan tells the group, 'Aye, just sell it, hon.'
Torq tells the group, 'too heavy'
Jamili tells the group, 'okies'
Radjan tells the group, 'Not even sure what it sells for. You may be lugging it back for 2 coppers. ;) If it sells for 1kpp, let us know.... we'll come back and farm for more. ;)'
Jamili tells the group, 'okies lol'
--Torq has looted a Dark Ore.--
Torq tells the group, 'theres 2kpp for ya'
Strumm tells the group, 'ROFL'
Radjan giggles.
--Torq has looted a Dark Ore.--
Radjan tells the group, 'She's gonna be crawling home. ;)'
Torq tells the group, 'tee hee buts that's 3kpp NOW! Or... 6cps'
Jamili tells the group, 'hehe'
~ Sometimes loot is worth its weight in ... copper.

Torq tells the group, 'Wanna let me get in a few taunts before casting that?'
Radjan tells the group, 'You weren't four taunts in?!'
Radjan begins to cast Turgur's Insects.
A troll tunneler yawns.
Radjan tells the group, 'a troll tunneler has been SLOWED'
*Torq attempts to pull mob off the shaman*
*Torq regains aggro*
Radjan regains her concentration and continues casting.
A troll tunneler is consumed by the raging spirits of the land.
Radjan tells the group, 'a troll tunneler has been consumed by the Curse of the Spirits'
*Torq attempts to pull mob off the shaman*
*Torq regains aggro*
Torq tells the group, 'sigh'
Radjan tells the group, 'Look... I'm gonna SLOW no matter how many times you taunt. You wouldn't believe the mana it saves in heals. Trust me.'
Radjan begins to cast Bane of Nife.
Radjan hit a troll tunneler for 150 points of non-melee damage.
Radjan tells the group, 'a troll tunneler has been POISONED'
*Torq attempts to pull mob off the shaman*
*Torq regains aggro*
Radjan tells the group, 'Now... me poisoning it... that's just for fun and to aggravate you.'
~ Radjan uses all her 'taunt' keys much to Torq's dismay.

--Torq has looted a Gem Pouch.--
Torq tells the group, 'wow, nice pouch'
Radjan tells the group, 'I can't carry it, I'll pass.'
Qyjari tells the group, 'I'll roll. I can carry it. =)'
Jamili tells the group, 'I'll roll too, I can carry it'
Strumm tells the group, 'I'll roll too'
**A Magic Die is rolled by Qyjari.
**It could have been any number from 0 to 100, but this time it turned up a 1.
Qyjari tells the group, 'Oh, I suck.'
**A Magic Die is rolled by Jamili.
**It could have been any number from 0 to 100, but this time it turned up a 81.
**A Magic Die is rolled by Strumm.
**It could have been any number from 0 to 100, but this time it turned up a 100.
**A Magic Die is rolled by Torq.
**It could have been any number from 0 to 100, but this time it turned up a 31.
**A Magic Die is rolled by Demsey.
**It could have been any number from 0 to 100, but this time it turned up a 77.
Qyjari tells the group, 'HOLY CRAP!'
Jamili tells the group, 'lol'
Torq tells the group, 'nice roll Strumm'
Radjan tells the group, 'Now you'll never get a decent roll again.'
Strumm blinks in amazement.
Strumm tells the group, 'I WASTED A ROLL LIKE THAT ON A 4 SLOT 30% POUCH?!
Demsey tells the group, 'ayup'
Radjan tells the group, 'Nice job, Ace.'
Strumm tells the group, 'I B teh suq'
~ Of course, he could have rolled and won that Dark Ore...

Shaylia tells Radjan, 'Q-tip's afk and I wanna dance with her'
Radjan tells Shaylia, 'Dance away. ;)'
Shaylia tells Radjan, 'I did! And she's all 'pff I'm afk' and I'm all 'pff I wanna dance' and she's all 'screw you hippie I'm afk''
~ Shaylia (Fallen Eagles) attends her first disco.

Ordell tells the group, 'Hrrm, I'll need a sow and another camo pls'
*Novea runs off*
Ordell tells the group, 'Before you runn off preferably 8P'
Pyotrvaenus tells the guild, 'Is he being rude?'
Novea tells your party, 'I forgot how slow 1/2lings are
Novea begins to cast Spirit of Wolf.
Ordell tells the guild, 'Of course I am'
Pyotrvaenus tells the guild, 'Putz'
Ordell tells the guild, 'Jerk!'
Novea tells the guild, 'If he doesn't watch it.. he'll start acting just like Qyjari '
Pyotrvaenus tells the guild, 'I think Qyjari learned from him'
Ordell tells the guild, 'I heard THAT, too'
Pyotrvaenus tells the guild, 'Putz'
Ordell tells the guild, 'Jerk!'
*a little later*
Novea tells the guild, 'I thought I could follow the road.. I guess I'll follow the river'
Pyotrvaenus tells the guild, 'Funny, you got it right the first time '
Ordell tells the guild, 'Hey, yer druid friend, she'd look confused, if I could see her 8P'
Pyotrvaenus tells the guild, 'Shaddap u putz.'
Novea tells the guild, '*thppts*'
Ordell tells the guild, 'Jerk!'
Pyotrvaenus tells the guild, 'Hairdresser.
Ordell tells the guild, 'Yeah? So what! You got nothing to work with 8P'
Pyotrvaenus tells the guild, '*grumbles about uppity Asslings*'
*a little more later*
Novea says to your guild, 'I can see clearly now my brain is gone.. I can hear all the whistling through my ears. '
Pyotrvaenus tells the guild, 'There are no obstacles in my skulllllll'
~ Novea on a corpse run (or two) ;)

Diggon tells the group, 'hey Jorudan, want to duel?'
Jorudan tells the group, 'I don't duel.'
Diggon tells the group, 'what do ye do then?'
Jorudan tells the group, 'Punt pesky halflings'
~ No dueling allowed... even when seriously tempted...

Padtole tells the guild, 'do you have a longbow, Jorudan?'
Jorudan tells the guild, 'Talisen, Bow of the Trailblazer'
Padtole tells the guild, 'ooooooo!'
Diggon tells the guild, 'uber...'
Jorudan tells the guild, 'Kaisey's hand-me-down'
~ Jorudan's lucky - Kaisey had that bow 'til at *least* level 30.

Torq shouts, 'Curse the Gods of Norrath! Let Demsey log back in!'
Deimoz says out of character, 'whos he? lol'
Radjan tells the group, '*superfluous*'
Torq tells the group, 'make sure you add the "who's he" part'
Jamili tells the group, 'whos who?'
Torq tells the group, 'that guy on first Jams'
~ Who's on first?

Jamili tells the group, 'lost ye, I assume go straight '
Jamili tells the group, 'head south?'
Torq tells the group, 'no... gayly forward.. never go straight'
Jamili tells the group, 'how are you running so fast?'
Torq tells the group, 'im a bad ass mo fo'
Jamili tells the group, 'uh huh'
Torq tells the group, 'cripes woman, heal yourself'
Jamili tells the group, 'what is up with auto run?'
Torq tells the group, 'ok, what Loc on Nurga i believe its just to our right'
Jamili tells the group, 'was going in circles falling down'
Torq tells the group, 'that's not good'
Jamili tells the group, 'nope'
Radjan tells the group, 'I'm renaming this raid...'
Jamili tells the group, 'to?'
Torq tells the group, 'oh I cant wait...'
Radjan tells the group, '"The Six Stooges Go Hunting in Nurga."'
Radjan tells the group, '...and die before they arrive.'
Torq tells the group, 'Oh wise guy eh!'
Radjan tells the group, 'Nyuk nyuk'
Jamili tells the group, '*rolls eyes*'
Torq tells the group, 'seriously need loc on the mines...'
Radjan tells the group, 'I'm *inside* the mines. Are your maps not working?'
Torq tells the group, 'Nay, hang on let me whip this thing out'
Jamili tells the group, 'mine does not work'
Torq tells the group, 'ok Nurga or Droga?'
Radjan tells the group, 'NURGA'
Torq tells the group, 'LMAO'
Radjan tells the group, '*smacks forehead*'
Torq tells the group, 'ok Jams follow me'
Jamili tells the group, 'he is YOUR brother!
Jamili tells the group, 'whoa you landed literally on your ass'
Jamili tells the group, 'Ill follow a guy in a kilt anywhere. Even if it is green and mismatched'
Radjan tells the group, 'It's green because he keeps getting grass stains on it falling on his ass!'
Jamili tells the group, 'ow ow'
Jamili tells the group, 'we are running in circles'
Jamili tells the group, 'lost ye. What direction?'
Torq tells the group, 'loc neg3000 neg1000'
Torq tells the group, 'we were heading east'
Strumm tells the group, 'Do you guys need a loc?'
Torq tells the group, 'I'm at the entrance to "a mine"'
Torq tells the group, 'yeah, throw one out here'
Strumm tells the group, 'SE-ish quadrant of the zone?'
Radjan tells the group, 'Okay, sending Qyjari out to get a loc for you'
Torq tells the group, 'thought so... but this may be a Burynai Mine'
Qyjari tells the group, 'neg2690 neg538'
Torq tells the group, 'stop Jams'
Jamili tells the group, 'shit I see an entrance surrounded'
Torq tells the group, 'ok, got it. Follow me Jams'
Jamili tells the group, 'is that it there?'
Radjan tells the group, 'Aye, there are goblins outside the entrance. Banzai.'
Strumm tells the group, 'That should be it. Just cannonball it.'
Torq tells the group, 'nope, and they're green anyway :)'
Jamili tells the group, 'that's it then. GO!'
Torq tells the group, 'hehe I WAS right'
Torq tells the group, 'soloed the little f*ckers outside'
Strumm tells the group, 'Do you steal kindergartner's lunch money too? ;)'
Torq tells the group, 'every chance I get'
~ The Six Stooges Go Hunting in Nurga.

Strumm tells the group, 'Did I just swim through a warm spot?'
~ Never swim behind a drunk barbarian warrior.

Radjan tells the group, 'Okay, ready.'
Radjan tells the group, 'Wait'
Torq tells the group, 'mmmhmm?'
Radjan tells the group, 'Sorry, minor accident here...'
Torq tells the group, 'and he BLAMES me for the warm water'
Jamili tells the group, 'lol'
Radjan tells the group, 'Heehee'
~ Yes, he does.

Torq tells the group, 'Ewww it licked me'
~ Some people *like* that.

Radjan tells the guild, 'Demsey... to get to Nurga, you have to actually LEAVE PoK...'
Demsey tells the guild, 'oh yeah'
Demsey tells the guild, 'thanks'
Torq tells the guild, 'sigh'
~ Getting Demsey to Nurga...

Demsey tells the guild, 'LOOK MA IM FLYING!!'
Radjan tells the guild, 'Must be some good doobage...'
Strumm tells the guild, 'Oh. I thought you said DYING.'
Demsey tells the guild, 'oh hush'
~ ...still getting Demsey to Nurga...

Demsey shouts, 'LUUUUUCY! IM HOME!'
~ Demsey finally arrives in Nurga!

Radjan tells the group, 'a vicious mine rat has been SLOWED'
Radjan tells the group, 'a vicious mine rat has been consumed by the Curse of the Spirits'
Torq tells the group, 'a vicious mall rat has been kicked'
Radjan tells the group, 'It's a MINE rat. Not a MALL rat. =P'
Torq tells the group, 'hehe'
Torq tells the group, 'really, their hair looks the same'
Demsey tells the group, 'so do their hairless tails'
Torq tells the group, 'SEE'
Demsey tells the group, 'except the mine rats dont have any piercings
Demsey tells the group, 'well before we come along )'
Torq tells the group, 'muhahaha'
~ We actually killed something in Nurga...

Demsey tells the guild, 'uh, Torq NOW'
Demsey tells the group, 'Mezzing a vicious mine rat'
Torq tells the guild, 'thought you were mezzing them :)'
Torq tells the guild, 'guess you mezzed me'
~ ...instead of just watching them kill us.

Qyjari tells the group, 'COMPLETE HEAL incoming on Torq'
Qyjari begins to cast a spell.
Torq is completely healed.
Qyjari tells the group, 'COMPLETE HEAL incoming on Torq
Qyjari tells the group, 'Oops'
Torq tells the group, 'I'm only down 3%, but hell, it's YOUR mana'
~ Wrong hotkey.

Sraleon tells the group, 'Need eyes on the back of my head to run backwards. ;)'
Moochie tells the group, '"Spell of Mom"'
Xississ tells the group, 'gives you a little window like a rear view mirror'
Moochie tells the group, 'heh'
Moochie tells the group, 'and when you get higher lvl you also get the little back up horn'
Xississ tells the group, 'lol'
Sraleon tells the group, 'Beep....beep...beeep'
~ Verant... take note.

Moochie tells the group, 'did ya hear about the lady who had a gorilla in her tree?'
Moochie tells the group, 'this lady found a gorilla catcher in the phone book and called
Moochie tells the group, 'he shows up with a rope, a doberman , and a shotgun'
Moochie tells the group, 'he tells her, ok I'm gonna climb the tree and shake the gorilla out of the tree'
Moochie tells the group, 'when he hits the ground the doberman is trained to latch onto his genitals which stuns the gorilla long enough to tie him up with the rope'
Moochie tells the group, 'what's the shotgun for she asks'
Moochie tells the group, 'oh that's for you'
Moochie tells the group, 'sometimes the gorilla shakes me out of the tree first'
Moochie tells the group, 'if that happens'
Kaisey slashes a froglok shin knight for 29 points of damage.
Froglok shin knight hits Kaisey for 9 points of damage.
Froglok shin knight bashes Kaisey for 12 points of damage.
Kaisey slashes a froglok shin knight for 1 point of damage.
Kaisey slashes a froglok shin knight for 30 points of damage.
Moochie tells the group, 'shoot the dog'
~ He's here all week, folks... shows at 8:00, 10:00, and midnight!

Surenady tells the guild, 'hey Novea? What's that strange ugly bald thing over there?'
Novea tells the guild, 'You mean besides Fao?'
~ Novea's faction with Faolan gets worse.

Radjan tells the guild, 'So, how's everyone doing so far today? Good adventures? Experience?'
Rbit tells the guild, 'yep exploring Stonebrunt a bit'
Naku tells the guild, 'Well. Yes. Yes. :)'
Rbit tells the guild, 'Haha… Naku keeps getting slowed by the mobs :)'
Naku tells the guild, 'As funny as that sounds, it is really not. =P'
Rbit tells the guild, 'well it is kinda'
~ Yeah, it is.

Gwyddon taps his foot as he looks at Torq impatiently.
Torq tells the guild, 'What?! What'd I do?'
Radjan tells the guild, 'You somehow caused Demsey's phone and doorbell to ring.'
Strumm tells the guild, 'I think you look too much like a target'
Gwyddon begins to cast a spell.
Gwyddon tries to cast Ice Comet on Torq, but Torq is protected.
Torq tells the guild, 'Ok, that's it forehead… /duel'
~ Amusing ourselves, waiting on Demsey.

Faolan has gone Linkdead.
Kerynna tells the group, 'Doh! Okay, so... someone loot.'
--Moochie has looted a Black Alloy Medallion.--
Moochie tells the group, 'wow nice'
Tempero tells the group, 'Cool'
Kerynna tells the group, 'We'll wait until Faolan gets back to do any rolling. =)'
Faolan has joined the group.
Kerynna tells the group, 'Okay, Moochie. Link the items again for Faolan to see and roll on. ;)'
Moochie tells the group, 'Black Alloy Medallion'
Kerynna tells the group, 'I'm passing. Shall we random 100 for you guys though?'
Faolan tells the group, 'We can do that :)'
Tempero tells the group, 'I'm passing'
**A Magic Die is rolled by Moochie.
**It could have been any number from 0 to 100, but this time it turned up a 18.
Faolan has gone Linkdead.
**A Magic Die is rolled by Canduin.
**It could have been any number from 0 to 100, but this time it turned up a 100.
Kerynna tells the group, 'WHOA!'
Moochie tells the group, 'WOOHOO'
Tempero tells the group, 'HOLY.....'
Canduin tells the group, 'Damn...I must have really wanted that'
Moochie tells the group, 'what are we looking for here anyway? '
Kerynna tells the group, 'I think the search is on for Faolan's ISP...'
Faolan has joined the group.
Faolan tells the group, 'Sorry guys and gals'
Kerynna tells the group, 'Heehee. Okay, roll on the medallion, Fao. And good luck. Canduin got 100. ;)'
**A Magic Die is rolled by Faolan.
**It could have been any number from 0 to 100, but this time it turned up a 43.
Moochie tells the group, 'Grats Canduin'
~ Faolan sets a record for linkdeaths

Kaisey has gone Linkdead.
Sraleon has gone Linkdead.

*Kaisey & Sraleon log back in*

Kaisey tells the guild, 'Can you pass leadership back to Moochie to reinvite us, Novea?'
Novea tells the group, 'Why hello guys and gal :)'
Kaisey tells the group, 'Sorry, folks. Modem went kaplooey'
Moochie tells the group, 'yeah well you can pay my dry cleaning bill'
Novea tells the group, '*laughs* Spill your coffee Mooch?'
Moochie tells the group, 'no bout crapped myself when all the tanks went LD'
~ The dangers of your group's tanks sharing a modem.

Strumm tells the guild, 'How's Ghomese coming along, Canduin?'
Ghomese tells the guild, 'He's getting there....trying to make some plat...he needs better threads.'
Strumm tells the guild, 'LOL. That's always the case. We'll do some money oriented hunting soon. Try to get people a few coins.'
Ghomese tells the guild, 'figured I'd take him down to the bazaar....see if there's a wal mart vendor.'
Torq tells the guild, 'LMAO'
Strumm tells the guild, 'Hehehe'
~ Or maybe KMart's having a sale?

Demsey says, 'Hey Pyo whip out the KEI bro'
Radjan says, 'Whip out?'
Pyotrvaenus gets ready to whip something else out.
Strumm says, 'Whoa'
Radjan averts her eyes.
Pyotrvaenus says, 'Stand back Gwyd'
Qyjari stares at Pyo.
Pyotrvaenus says, 'Don't want to cause a concussion or nuthin'
Strumm says, 'Dude, you look like a tripod with that thing. Put it away.'
~ Never a dull moment when the *real* Pyo joins in...

Kerynna tells the group, 'Jamili, do you have enough mana to give me invis?'
Faolan tells the group, 'Kerynna... there's a trap that kills invis at the bottom of the stairs, remember?'
Kerynna tells the group, 'Aye, but I just want to get closer... '
Moochie tells the group, 'try Dentine'
Kerynna tells the group, '=P'
Faolan tells the group, 'Nah... dinner and a date work better than Dentine.'
Moochie tells the group, 'but your breath should be minty fresh'
Faolan tells the group, 'Scope... or a mint stem.'
Sraleon tells the group, 'Did you consent me, Moochie?'
Moochie tells the group, 'nope, Kerynna'
Sraleon tells the group, 'Do me too'
Kerynna tells the group, 'Kinky'
Faolan tells the group, 'Liz'ard'sex... liz'ard'sex....'

* * *

Sraleon tells the group, 'Do you know where you died, Moochie? I didn't run across you on the way back to the graveyard.'
Moochie tells the group, 'In the bath room.'
Sraleon tells the group, 'Right.'
Moochie tells the group, 'I had to go.'
~ Corpse recovery in Castle Mistmoore

Faolan tells the group, 'Yum.. burned burger'
Kerynna tells the group, 'So.... who fixed dinner?'
Faolan tells the group, '*points to fao*'
Kerynna tells the group, 'So... who has to clean the burned pan?'
Faolan tells the group, 'He took my saying, "I want a well done burger" to being, "Burn it to a crisp :)"'
~ Faithae as Faolan, enjoying dinner.

Kerynna says, 'Dance, Iksar!'
Sraleon grabs hold of Kerynna and begins to dance with her.
Faolan tells the group, 'Dance.. what?'
Kerynna says, 'Okay, you suck, too.'
Sraleon sucks.
Faolan tells the group, 'Okay.. I missed it.'
Faolan bites his lip.
Sraleon grabs hold of Faolan and begins to dance with him.
Kerynna says, 'Looks like your constipated.'
Sraleon tells the group, 'I am. I need more fiber in my diet.'
~ Discovering Iksars can't dance.

Faolan tells Sraleon, 'I love having control of Faolan's characters sometimes.. :)'
Summoning Faolan's corpse...
Faolan tells Sraleon, '*evil grin*'
Summoning Faolan's corpse...
Sraleon tells Faolan, 'LOL'
Faolan tells Sraleon, 'Pole dancing and singing.. aye ;)'
Summoning Faolan's corpse...
Faolan tells the guild, '*owie* I'm getting thwapped by Faolan.. the real one.'
~ Faithae as Faolan, enjoying a thwapping.

Moochie tells the guild, 'is sanctus seru a bad place?'
Torq tells the guild, 'for you? YES'
Moochie tells the guild, 'i just zoned in from my train'
Faithae tells the guild, 'It can be.. only if you wanna be.'
Torq tells the guild, 'no wait'
Moochie tells the guild, 'it sure as hell isnt Kansas '
~ Moochie, deciding where to hunt.

Qyjari has choked to death, unable to breathe!
Radjan begins to cast Enduring Breath.
Torq doesn't seem to be breathing anymore.
Torq tells the guild, 'ok ..... NO AIR ZONES SUXORS'
Faithae tells the guild, 'Join the dark side.. because we have better health benefits'
Torq tells the guild, 'ahhhh… that is good, does that cover "death by suffocation"?'
Moochie tells the guild, 'you suffocated Torq?'
Faithae tells the guild, 'No.. he's twitching in the corner.'
Torq tells the guild, 'im fine for now.... Gwyddon has died 3 times so far'
Faithae tells the guild, 'I think he turned into Demsey... :)'
Torq tells the guild, 'and our Cleric bit the dust too'
Strumm tells the guild, 'Nope. 2 of the 3 deaths are just because I ran out of air and suffocated'
Faithae tells the guild, 'And foreheads are supposed to be intelligent. :)'
Strumm tells the guild, 'Well, we've obviously dispelled that myth.'
~ Suffocating to death suxors.

Moochie tells the guild, '*fumbles for a map* mumbles where in heck is Marus Seru these days'
Faolan tells the guild, 'It's over by Burning Woods today. It was in Gunthak yesterday.'

* * *

Moochie tells the group, 'Lets Do the Time Warp Again!!'
Sansoleil says 'It's just a jump to the left!'
Sansoleil says 'And then a step to the ri-ii-ii--i--i---ght!'
Basi tells the group, 'lets do the time warp again?'
Moochie tells the group, '*shakes his head and sighs blaming himself for this Hell*'
Eimrek tells the group, 'My pupils are dilating just hearing that song.'
Sansoleil tells the group, 'I blame you, too. =P'
Moochie tells the group, 'lol'
Sansoleil tells the group, 'Hey, I didn't start it.'
Moochie tells the group, 'at least you didn't let me sit on the back row like i wanted lol'
Sansoleil tells the group, 'HELLO BACK ROW!'

* * *

Faolan tells the group, 'Gah... it's scary. I'm starting to think like Kaisey... if it moves, kill it, if it doesn't move, push it than apply the first rule. ;P'

* * *

Faolan tells the group, 'A Stonegrabber incoming, time to beat it's head in... again.'
Sansoleil tells the group, 'Where are you pulling that thing from, Faolan? Halas?'
Moochie tells the group, 'dont worry, ill go for help!'
Sansoleil tells the group, 'Suuuuuuure...'
Sansoleil sings, "Sir Robin ran away..."
Sansoleil tells the group, '.... he fleetly turned his tail and fled...'
Faolan tells the group, 'Brave, brave, brave, Brave Sir Robin!'

* * *

Radjan tells the guild, 'Faolan, wait'
Radjan begins to cast a spell.
Faolan feels much faster.
Radjan tells the guild, 'Okay, go.'
Faolan tells the guild, 'You know, you're going to ruin my transmission driving me like that. ;)'

* * *

Sansoleil tells the group, 'WOOT! Pickpocketed 100pp off that one!'
Sansoleil tells the group, 'I'm just kidding. I got a rock.'
Faolan tells the group, 'And where's *my* share? Hrm?'
Sansoleil hands Faolan a pebble.

* * *

Sansoleil licks the froggie.
Sansoleil sees a rainbow of colors.
Sansoleil gets groovy.
Yandihl laughs.
Yandihl wonders if Eimrek tastes like chicken.
Sansoleil giggles.
Eimrek things High Elf is the other white meat.
Eimrek cant spell.
Moochie knows Enchanter is the other white meat.
Sansoleil licks Yandihl.
Yandihl thinks that's ok, because bards can't type.
Basi tells the group, 'hey i rezemble taht remark'

* * *

Sansoleil tells the group, 'Last pull for me, Faolan. =) Make it a good one.'
Faolan tells the group, '*evil grin*'
Faolan tells the group, 'ewww.. I see dead people]'
Yandihl tells the group, 'You're not talking about us, are you?'
Faolan tells the group, 'omw back.. if I can find it'
Yandihl tells the group, '*loves a parade*'
Faolan tells the group, 'beware.. I'm carrying mobs :)'
Moochie tells the group, 'STAMPEDE!!'
*Eighteen mob deaths later*
Moochie tells the group, 'wow Greenpeace would be pissed'
~ Basi (unguilded), Eimrek (Orland), Faolan, Moochie (Demsey), Sansoleil (Radjan), and Yandihl (Strumm) in Marus Seru on Faolan's "Midbie Raid."

Canduin tells the guild, 'what zones would you recommend for low 30s?'
Qyjari tells the guild, 'Hmmm.... *thinks*'
Auuar tells the guild, 'dawnshroud'
Qyjari tells the guild, 'Heehee... that's where he is. ;)'
Canduin tells the guild, 'lol....'
~ Helpful advice from guildmates.

Qyjari tells the group, 'AFK for just a bit, start buffing everyone, please, Jamili.'
Xississ tells the group, 'you know she's just been waiting to say that lol'
~ ...because Qyjari is also Radjan, a buffing shaman.

Jamili tells the group, 'do you want me to be the buffer, healer or dot?'
Qyjari tells the group, 'Buffer, pet, and secondary healer.'
Jamili tells the group, 'ok so no dot?'
Qyjari tells the group, 'If mana permits and I don't need a heal. ;)'
Gwyddon tells the group, 'Hahaha'
~ Deciding whether to keep your cleric alive.

Jamili says, '11111111111111111111'
~ Jamili never did explain this one.

a cast out survivor's corpse appears amazed at this turn of events.
Jamili tells the group, 'how does a corpse appear amazed?'
Gilamas tells the group, 'lol'
a cast out survivor's corpse appears amazed at this turn of events.
Xississ tells the group, 'lol'
Qyjari tells the group, 'LOL'
Gwyddon tells the group, 'Because we killed him? ;)'
Gilamas tells the group, 'only in Eq hun:)'
Jamili tells the group, 'hes dead. the dead are amazed. Id prolly be amazed if I was dead too'
~ Jamili is kept up past her bedtime.

a Broken Skull mosquito's corpse splatters, forming a dark stain on the terrain.
Jamili tells the group, 'dark stain on the terrain, these guys are poets too'
Gwyddon tells the group, 'Haha'
Qyjari tells the group, 'LOL'
Xississ tells the group, 'lol'
Jamili tells the group, 'gettin punchy lol'
~ ...waaaaaaay past her bedtime.

Radjan tells the guild, 'Hello, Padtole! Please remember to post this new character by tomorrow or you will be deguilded.'
Strumm tells the guild, 'She means beheaded.'
Anastisia tells the guild, 'Heheh Padtole.. sounds like something Greay made up?'
Radjan tells the guild, 'OFF WITH THEIR HEAD!'
Padtole tells the guild, 'It taste like chicken...'
Xississ tells the guild, 'But less filling'
~ A not-so-gentle reminder to post new characters.

Snert tells the guild, 'You still on Sis? *waves*'
Radjan tells the guild, 'Just got back on to fill up Fenugreek. I'm heading to TM now to crack the heads off of some skeletons. ;)'
Lolan tells the guild, 'Woot! Hurry up....I got all my stuff ready, just waiting for you ;)'
Radjan tells the guild, 'I'm stopping to check on a certain shroom in Echo first, though.'
Lolan tells the guild, 'Hehe'
Radjan tells the guild, 'The shroom was dead. =( Someone must have just killed him. Or her. Or it.'
Frekin tells the guild, 'I vote for it'
~ Working on the Shield of Bane Warding Quest.

Serrano smacks Koner.
Aourorya tells the group, 'Be nice to the puppy'
Serrano tells the group, 'I need somethin to do'
Koner says 'Changing position, Master.'
Aourorya tells the group, 'You really do become possessed by the devil when you are idle'
Serrano tells the group, 'Not me'
Radjan tells the group, 'My sister, Laoghaire, plays CANNONBALL when she is bored. Must be a warrior thing. ;)'
Serrano tells the group, 'I wish there was water around'
~ Radjan with some new friends in Tenebrous Mountains, waiting on the skeleton spawn.

Micolaus tells the guild, 'Hello Torq 8)'
Banlighiche tells the guild, 'Torq isnt our tank?'
Radjan invites Torq to join the raid.
Torq joined the raid.
Radjan tells the guild, 'Can he tank at 47?'
Torq tells the guild, 'I can try :)'
Kiton tells the guild, 'You'll spend a lot of mana healing him. Keep that in mind.'
Radjan tells the guild, 'Right, that's why I was making Lolan the tank. But if Byttorr comes, he can tank.'
Torq tells the guild, '*dreams, one day I'll be a real boy*'
~ Powers of Fate Kael Arena raid - deciding on a tank.

Kiton tells the guild, 'Gwyddon 46 yet?'
Gwyddon tells the guild, 'Is your /who button broken?'
Dionae tells the guild, 'No, it's hard for him to do that while kiting I guess ;)'
Gwyddon tells the guild, 'Stinkin kitin bards.'
Dionae tells the guild, 'Nerf 'em all.'
Gwyddon tells the guild, 'Then kill em'
Kiton tells the guild, 'I had a who button. I replaced it, though. With a Bare Naked Ladies button'
Kiton tells the guild, 'Bad dum dum.'
Dionae tells the guild, '*thwaps Kiton*'
Gwyddon tells the guild, 'Thanks, Dio'

* * *

Kiton tells the guild, '46 yet?'
Dionae tells the guild, 'Taking thwap requests.'
Micolaus tells the guild, '<snickers>'
Gwyddon tells the guild, 'I'll take some of that, Nyte. Thwap away.'
Dionae tells the guild, '*thwaps Kiton*'

* * *

Kiton tells the guild, 'There's a new night club opening in Qeynos, Gwyddon..up for a night of partying?'
Kiton tells the guild, 'It's called Studio 46.'

* * *

Micolaus tells the guild, 'my info says I have to go to shadow haven to get the summoned shield.'
Gwyddon tells the guild, 'Yeah, back in the caster area. You know where it is?'
Micolaus tells the guild, 'no. Haven't been to shadow haven'
Kiton tells the guild, 'Have enough PP with ya?'
Gwyddon tells the guild, 'I'll show you.'
Micolaus tells the guild, 'I think so, 70 pp'
Kiton tells the guild, 'That spell costs 46pp 46g'
Gwyddon tells the guild, 'Dio, if you please....'
Dionae tells the guild, '*thwaps Kiton repeatedly*'
Kiton tells the guild, 'You thwapped me 46 times!'

* * *

Micolaus tells the guild, 'sings, "46 bottles of beer on the wall, 46 bottles of beer, leave them there, just as they are, 46 bottles of beer on the wall..."'
Dionae tells the guild, 'Woot! :)'
Kiton tells the guild, '*cheers Mic*'

* * *

Kiton tells the guild, 'Hey, it's 5:46 here...'
Gwyddon tells the guild, 'Dio?'
Kiton tells the guild, 'She's AFK :)'
Gwyddon tells the guild, 'Ask her to thwap you for me when she gets back. M'kay?'
Kiton tells the guild, 'You bet'

* * *

Kiton tells the guild, 'Gwyddon once snared himself 46 times in a row.'
Sebastian tells the guild, 'Kiton just told me that Radjan is 46 years old'
Kiton tells the guild, 'Did not!'
Gwyddon tells the guild, 'The way you're talking, you'd think you have 46 lives, cat.'
Radjan tells the guild, 'WHAT?!'

* * *

Micolaus tells the guild, 'I'll probably be 46 before I get married'

* * *

Fiifii tells the guild, 'i wanna play i wanna play!'
Fiifii tells the guild, 'uhm... gwyddon, why you not 46?'
Fiifii tells the guild, 'ahahahahahaha!!!'
Fiifii tells the guild, 'me so funnee'
Kiton tells the guild, 'Shouldn't you be retaking your town?'

* * *

Fiifii tells the guild, 'gwyddon?'
Gwyddon tells the guild, 'Yes? And no, I'm not 46 yet.'
Fiifii tells the guild, 'was it acquisition azia that you needed?'
Gwyddon tells the guild, 'Yes please. :)'
Fiifii tells the guild, 'okay, got one'
Gwyddon tells the guild, 'Great. Thanks.'
Fiifii tells the guild, 'you can have them once you reach 46'

* * *

Micolaus tells the guild, 'not 46?'
Gwyddon tells the guild, 'Dio? Thwap Kiton, please.'
Kiton tells the guild, 'Get 46?'
Micolaus tells the guild, 'rofl'
Kiton tells the guild, 'No pressure, Gwyddon :)'

* * *

Micolaus tells the guild, 'who won the super bowl, the bears or the 46'ers?'
Kiton tells the guild, 'ooo, good one!'
Gwyddon tells the guild, 'Let's see how many people I send to Hate next weekend, and how many I send to Air. ;)'

* * *

Kiton tells the guild, 'Tonight's hunt is brought to you by the letter 'G' and the number...(wait for it)...'
Gwyddon tells the guild, 'DON'T SAY IT'
Kiton tells the guild, '46!'
~ On getting Gwyddon (Strumm) to level 46 before the Hate raid.

Radjan says, 'Hail, friend!'
Kelleep says, 'Hail, Radjan'
Kelleep bows before Radjan.
Radjan says, 'I am in the market for Spider Silks. I will buff you and pay you well if you have any for sale?'
Radjan begins to cast Harnessing of Spirit.
Kelleep looks tougher.
Radjan begins to cast Spirit of Wolf.
Kelleep is surrounded by a brief lupine aura.
Kelleep says, 'been getting 8 plat per'
Radjan says, 'Ah, have you? And what is your inventory like?'
Kelleep says, '3 full stacks'
Radjan says, 'And you're charging 8pp per silk or per stack?'
Kelleep says, 'i get 8 plat a silk in bazaar'
Radjan says, 'Well, m'lord. I'm afraid I cannot pay the price you require. I shall have to pass and continue hunting for them myself. Peace be your journey.'
Radjan bows before Kelleep.

a short while later...

Kelleep says, 'Hail, Radjan'
Kelleep has offered you a Spider Silk.
Radjan says, 'We meet again, m'lord.'
Kelleep says, 'for the buffs thx'
Radjan says, 'Oh! Thank you, m'lord!'
Radjan bows before Kelleep.
Kelleep says, 'good hunting'
Radjan says, 'And thee.'
~ Once again, proof of what goes around, comes around. Kelleep (unguilded) gave me 10 silks for the buffs I had given him earlier for free.

Wyllie tells the guild, 'DAMN GOONS'
Wyllie tells the guild, 'somebody trained them on / or near us....'
Pyotrvaenus tells the guild, 'dohhh'
Thokk tells the guild, 'oh yeah Pyo the Goons said to tell you Hi'
Pyotrvaenus tells the guild, 'More like, Hi, wait till we get a hold of you!'
Thokk tells the guild, 'i didnt hang around to hear the rest'
Thokk tells the guild, 'they were skinning wyllie at the time, think he has a high quality pelt'
Wyllie tells the guild, 'NOT ANYMORE'
Pyotrvaenus tells the guild, 'Hmm give it to Radjan'
Pyotrvaenus tells the guild, 'Dang I guess the Goons looted him eh'
Radjan tells the guild, 'I don't think I can use Soiled Cat Pants in my tailoring.'
~ Anastisia (Frasier), Greay, Thokk (Demsey), and Wyllie (Torq) in the Overthere, running from the Dragoons.

Penroc says out of character, 'I pray pardon, may I be of aide to anyone whilst I pass through this zone?:)'
Radjan says out of character, 'Greetings, m'lady Penroc!'
Pantalina says out of character, 'hiya Penny :)'
Penroc says out of character, 'Salutations, good Radjan:)) And Pantalina:)) *Hugs* unto thee both:))'
Aulnde says out of character, 'Hail Lady Penroc!'
Penroc says out of character, 'My Lord Aulnde:)'
Radjan says out of character, 'And thee as well! Peace be your journey, m'lady.'
Penroc says out of character, 'May Marr guide and protect thee, hon:)'
Starrseed says out of character, 'OK whats up with all the formality? im compleatly confused'
Aulnde says out of character, 'Thank you Lady. =)'
Radjan tells Penroc, 'It's called "roleplay"... the "RP" in MMORPG. ;)'
~ Penroc (Council of Arcana) and Radjan in Plane of Knowledge.

Kaisey tells the guild, 'Hello, brother! Get Torq on a minute...'
Wyllie tells the guild, 'okies'
Kaisey tells the guild, 'Come to the bank in PoK and meet Radjan.'
Torq tells the guild, 'okies'
Radjan tells the guild, 'Have 40 plat on you and an empty container slot. We have a surprise for you. ;)'
Torq tells the guild, 'ummm ok.... sounds like a fraternity prank to me....'
Gwyddon tells the guild, 'Nope. No prank.'
Radjan tells the guild, 'Trust us.'
Gwyddon tells the guild, '*whispers* So who's going to lock Torq in the box? Kaisey got to do it to our last victim.'
~ Gwyddon (Strumm) and Kaisey (Radjan) show Torq the Trep's Shopping List Quest.

Kalamir tells the guild, 'uh, Pyo you ok?'
Greay tells the guild, 'woah how did pyo die?'
Kaisey tells the guild, 'Rut roh'
Thokk tells the guild, 'im pretty sure he is dead yall, chanters dont have Feign Death'
Kalamir tells the guild, 'thank you mister obvious'
Gwyddon tells the guild, 'Maybe he's just resting'
Kaisey tells the guild, 'You'd think they did as often as we see Demsey's corpse strewn about...'
Greay tells the guild, 'lol'
Thokk tells the guild, '=P'
~ The usual chat about enchanter deaths...

Dionae tells the group, 'Bah... Evocation is da debbil...'
~ ...and fizzles

Kaisey tells the group, 'AFK a second... brb.'
Gwyddon tells the group, 'Want to pull, or wait until she returns? She's putting the soup from dinner away'
Dionae tells the group, 'If you wanna tank it, by all means ;)'
Gwyddon tells the group, 'I don't tank, I wank'
Dionae tells the group, 'You skill in Wanking (67) has increased!'
Gwyddon tells the group, 'Only 67? I'm a slacker!'
~ Dionae (Nyteshade), Gwyddon (Strumm), Kaisey (Radjan), and Kiton in Emerald Jungle.

Draleon tells the group, 'cleric mana?'
Ordell tells the group, '30'
Radjan begins to cast Riotous Health.
Draleon tells the group, 'is that enough for 2 CH's?'
Sunrey's body glows with riotous health.
Radjan begins to cast Talisman of Kragg.
Pyotrvaenus looks tougher.
Radjan begins to cast Riotous Health.
Pyotrvaenus's body glows with riotous health.
Radjan begins to cast Spirit of the Howler.
Draleon tells the group, 'start CH at about 30%'
Draleon tells the group, 'are you stalling?'
~ Draleon, Pyotrvaenus (two-boxing Sunrey), Radjan (two-boxing Ordell), and Strumm in Plane of Innovation. Yes, I was stalling.

Shaylia tells the group, 'I have zing loaded, just fyi'
Mikel tells the group, 'is that like pain for the bad man?'
Shaylia tells the group, 'more of a light tingle, really'

* * *

Gwyddon tells the group, 'I no longer have HP and HP/AC cleric buffs, if you're bored, Shay.'
Shaylia tells the group, 'not that bored'

* * *

Gwyddon tells the group, 'Ass'
Gwyddon tells the group, 'ADD'
Kaisey tells the group, 'You are SUCH a bard.'
Shaylia tells the group, 'that robe isn't doing a good job of keeping your inner bard under control...'
Gwyddon tells the group, 'He's actually here under the robe, typing for me. I need my hands free to cast.'
Mikel tells the group, 'must be a gnome then?'
Shaylia tells the group, 'is that like in those cartoons where the big guy rides on the midget's shoulders pretending to be Tom Brokaw?'
Gwyddon tells the group, 'No, I'm a midget erudite'
Mikel tells the group, 'heads the same size, but the rest... well.'

* * *

Kiton tells the group, 'Everyone assisting Kaisey?'
Shaylia tells the group, 'I'm not, I'm playing with grass atm..'
Kaisey tells the group, 'I was assisting Kiton...'
Mikel tells the group, 'mmm... grass so green and soft.'
Kiton tells the group, 'Don't assist me, I'll be mezzing'
Gwyddon tells the group, 'Yeah. I can't take my eyes off of you.'
Kaisey tells the group, 'Kiton so powah!'

* * *

Mikel tells the group, 'why are they so obsessed with the bard?'
Kaisey tells the group, 'He's wearing his Zelniak Underdoodies.'
Shaylia tells the group, 'underdoodies?'
Kaisey tells the group, '"unmentionables"'
Kaisey tells the group, 'That I mentioned.'
Kiton wiggles.
Mikel tells the group, 'my armor's too tight to wear unmentionables.'
Kaisey tells the group, 'Whoa'
Shaylia tells the group, 'leather chafes, so I have to wear some, sucks ="'
Kaisey tells the group, 'Whoa'
Gwyddon peers at Shaylia, looking her up and down.
Mikel tells the group, 'I like the feeling of cold steel against my body.'
Kaisey tells the group, 'Whoa'
Gwyddon tells the group, 'Silk robes, baby.'
Mikel tells the group, 'it's a warrior thing... least that's what I keep telling everyone.'
Kaisey tells the group, 'Whoa'
Gwyddon tells the group, 'With nothing keeping the breezes out'
Kaisey tells the group, 'WHOA'
Mikel tells the group, 'helps him med better, the ventilation'
Kaisey tells the group, 'W H O A'

* * *

Kaisey tells the guild, 'How's it going in Paw guys?'
Wyllie tells the guild, '*makes mental note* Ana doesnt care about dying 4 times in a row'
Thokk tells the guild, 'something like this.........AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH'

* * *

Mikel sings, "Wooking poh wub in a da wong paces wooking poh wub..."

* * *

Mikel tells the group, 'it runs like it's wounded'
Kaisey tells the group, 'Of course it does! I aim low.'
Kaisey kicks a large zelniak for 11 points of damage
~ Ramblings from Gwyddon (Strumm), Kaisey (Radjan), Kiton, Mikel (unguilded), and Shaylia (Fallen Eagles), fighting zelniaks in Dawnshroud Peaks and Anastisia (Frasier), Greay, Mita (Pyotrvaenus), Thokk (Demsey), and Wyllie (Torq), fighting in Splitpaw.

Pyotrvaenus tells the guild, 'Moooo Crack Cow on the loose!'
Ordell tells the guild, 'OMG, he's actually chewing his cud.'
Demsey tells the guild, 'must be nice to be a cow, im just a calf'
~ Getting a group together.

Lolan tells the group, 'How close to 55 are you two?'
Radjan tells the group, '21% more'
Lolan tells the group, 'That is pretty cool. Doable here in a night, but it may be a long one :)'
Radjan tells the group, 'No problem! Just here for the company of such fine men! =)'
Curkin tells the group, 'not sure about those other two, but thanks ;)'
~ Curkin (Lolan's gnome enchanter), Lolan, Radjan, and Strumm in Fungus Grove.

Thokk tells the guild, 'ding 24'
Wyllie tells the guild, 'Woot'
Thokk tells the guild, 'now to live long enough to enjoy it'

* * *

Anastisia tells the guild, 'Conga Rats to Kyra.. for not noticing that he already made 21st level'
Kyramahn tells the guild, 'WOW! Ding lvl 21! and i didn't see it until i was 1 yellow bub in lol'

* * *

Anastisia tells the guild, 'hey... I am the only chic here.... gulp!'
Greay tells the guild, 'Drag Queens arent my type though'
Thokk tells the guild, 'that explains why my nose is bleeding Anastisia'
Anastisia tells the guild, 'lol... no comment'
Thokk tells the guild, 'Chick pratel makes my nose bleed'
Radjan tells the guild, 'PRATTLE?!'
Thokk tells the guild, 'you can thank Johnny Bravo for that one hehehe'
Wyllie tells the guild, 'OHHH Momma'
Thokk tells the guild, 'ITs WEINER LOAF night, OHHHH Momma'
Kyramahn tells the guild, 'LOL'

* * *

Kyramahn tells the guild, 'calron? may i get regen?'
Calron tells the guild, 'Sure!'
Kyramahn tells the guild, ')'
Anastisia tells the guild, 'Cal.. I need a 6' red headed oriental with blue eyes.. thanks...'
Calron tells the guild, 'Okay, incoming.'
Wyllie tells the guild, 'LOL'
Anastisia tells the guild, 'you da man'
Anastisia tells the guild, 'or sister'
Wyllie tells the guild, 'you can summon that at 51? damn Snert needs to get there'
Calron tells the guild, '*scratches his balls*'

* * *

Wyllie tells the guild, 'woo hoo Radjan's here.... lets get SMALL'
Kyramahn tells the guild, 'i wanna be small!'
Thokk says, 'i do'
Wyllie tells the guild, 'oh yeah we keep bumping into each other'
Kyramahn tells the guild, 'you bet!'
Greay tells the guild, 'Small?? Story of my life... =('

* * *

Thokk tells the guild, 'that was an ugly sight'
Thokk tells the guild, 'dont loot these things from behind while shrunk'
~ Anastisia (Frasier), Greay, Kyramahn (Demsie), Thokk (Demsey), and Wyllie (Torq) in Solusek's Eye with Calron and Radjan watching over.

Radjan tells the group, 'Med break, please. 20 mana and can't Can much lower. ;)'
Ienerin tells the group, 'we're good to go =) I'll heal myself '
Radjan tells the group, 'You're insane. I'm OOM. ;)'
Ienerin tells the group, 'that's what all the ladies say'

* * *

Ienerin tells the group, 'last one fellas =)'
Radjan tells the group, '*ahem*'
Ienerin tells the group, 'ladies?'
Radjan tells the group, '*giggles and bats her eyes*'
Ienerin tells the group, 'i dunno, what's the antithesis to fellas for a woman...?'
Radjan tells the group, '"Goddess."'
~ Lolan, Ienerin (Fallen Eagles), Radjan, and Strumm in Fungus Grove.

* * *

Radjan tells the group, 'Pyo, rune yourself, too. I'm in charge of making sure you live and I'd appreciate the assistance. ;)'
~ Going after the General in Echo Caverns.

Gnobbi has gone Linkdead.
Gnobbi has left the group.
Laoghaire is now the leader of your group.
Pyotrvaenus tells the group, 'Oop'
Strumm tells the group, 'Gnobbi accidentally hit the Windows key.'
Radjan tells the group, 'If Gnobbi KSes us, I'm deleting myself.'

* * *

Radjan tells the group, 'Sis?'
Radjan tells the group, 'Wanna... like... attack?'
Radjan tells the group, 'You ARE the main tank... right?'
Pyotrvaenus tells the group, 'Musta mezzed her'
Lolan pokes Laoghaire.
Strumm tells the group, 'Heh. We know. Radjan's busting her chops'

* * *

Pyotrvaenus tells the group, 'Ok Gnome is short, Gnome not move, Gnome fall off, Gnome get squished.'

* * *

Lolan tells the group, 'all dead'
Laoghaire tells the group, 'need magic resist, please. Pretty please.'
Laoghaire tells the group, 'with peanut butter on top'
Pyotrvaenus tells the group, 'Must a missed you on a pull'
Strumm tells the group, 'She was off galavanting'
Laoghaire tells the group, '*galavants*'
Pyotrvaenus tells the group, 'She was Galvanizing?'
Laoghaire tells the group, '**INCOMING!** a siren enticer'
Pyotrvaenus tells the group, 'Doesn't inc usuallly include a mob?'
Laoghaire tells the group, 'she's taking her time'
Laoghaire tells the group, 'i think she is putting her face on'

* * *

Pyotrvaenus tells the group, 'Oy I thought I saw a dude over there'
Radjan tells the group, 'NO NO! Not a "dude!" What does it drop?'
Pyotrvaenus tells the group, 'Well I thought he dropped his pants and mooned me, but...I could be mistaken.'
~ Gnobbi, Laoghaire, Lolan (unguilded), Pyotrvaenus, Radjan and Strumm in Siren's Grotto.

Greay tells the guild, 'who has the crud?'
Calron tells the guild, 'Don't bother wasting mana healing Crud... just get used to the itch and stench'

* * *

Thokk tells the guild, 'Ding 16'
Greay tells the guild, 'lvl 16 or age 16?'
Radjan tells the guild, 'One more I.Q. point, Greay, and you could be a tree.'
Greay tells the guild, 'greay can be a tree if he wants too :p'
Greay tells the guild, 'if i were a tree would you swing from my branch?'
Radjan tells the guild, 'You are so crass.'
Wyllie tells the guild, 'LOL'
Selvawarcow tells the guild, 'Crass? I thought that was downright rude.'
Wyllie tells the guild, 'Rad.... you should hear his laugh on Roger Wilco :)'
Selvawarcow tells the guild, 'Possibly even visually disgusting.'
Akyra tells the guild, 'sadly.. his bark worse than his bite'
Radjan tells the guild, 'I was just telling Strumm that he's probably choking on his beer laughing at his own joke...'
Wyllie tells the guild, 'BINGO'
~ Akyra (Frasier), Greay, Mita (Pyotrvaenus), Thokk (Demsey), Selvawarcow (Pyotrvaenus) and Wyllie (Torq) in Paludal Caverns with a little help from Calron.

a snow bunny has been slain by Lolan!
Gnobbi tells the group, 'woot'
Banlighiche tells the group, 'murderer!'
~ Banlighiche (Laoghaire), Gnobbi, Lolan (unguilded), Radjan, Raines (Gnobbi) and Strumm working on the Ring Quest in East Wastes.

Kerynna tells the guild, 'If you can't tell, we're all in the same room here. All seven of us. So not a lot of typing. ;)'
Torq tells the guild, 'That's ok. Just make sure you TYPE "RUN TO ZONE" instead of discussing it amongst yourselves'

* * *

Kerynna tells the guild, 'Use your faster weapons, Torq. Otherwise, we're gonna be here all day.'
Kerynna punches gyrating goo for 9 points of damage.
Kerynna punches gyrating goo for 16 points of damage.
Kerynna punches gyrating goo for 1 point of damage.
Gyrating goo hits Kerynna for 110 points of damage.
Torq tells the guild, 'These ARE my fastest :)'
~ Fiifii (Laoghaire), Gwyddon (Strumm), Jamili, Kerynna (Radjan), Kiton, Rhyssa (Nyteshade), Torq and Zxat (Gnobbi) fighting in the City of Mist.

Kaisey tells the guild, 'YAY KITON!'
Gwyddon tells the group, 'Congrats, Kiton!'
Fiifii tells the group, 'woohoo'
Draleon tells the guild, 'what happened'
Kiton tells the guild, 'Dinged :P'
Kaisey tells the guild, 'He dingeded'
Zxat tells the guild, 'he dinged manasong =)'

* * *

Draleon tells the guild, 'anybody know what this is good for - Phosphorous Powder'
Kaisey tells the guild, 'Making stink bombs?'
Zxat tells the guild, 'probably one of the new rogue poisons'
Kiton tells the guild, 'It glows blue, and if you hold it over a rug it'll show you where the vah shir peed'
~ Fiifii (Laoghaire), Gwyddon (Strumm), Kaisey (Radjan), Kiton, Rhyssa (Nyteshade), and Zxat (Gnobbi) fighting in Tower of Frozen Shadows. Draleon was haunting Lower Guk.

Jamili tells the guild, 'who am I talking with anyway?'
Kaisey tells the guild, '<--- Radjan'
Gwyddon tells the guild, '<---Strumm'
Meepe tells the guild, '<-- Charlie Sheen'

* * *

Kaisey tells PoFPL:1, 'Buffz plz'
Aildaen tells PoFPL:1, 'Buttz?'
Meepe tells PoFPL:1, 'She likes big buttz and she cannot lie... you other barbies can't deny... that when an elf walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face you get.... FEELINGS.... nothing more than... feelings...'
Gwyddon tells PoFPL:1, 'HAHAHHAHAHAhahaahahaha'
Kaisey pokes eardrums out with ice pick.
Aildaen tells PoFPL:1, 'lol'
Pyotrvaenus tells PoFPL:1, 'Oh Meepe. That was scary.'

* * *

Beepe tells the guild, 'Ail. Please delete yourself and roll up a wizard.'
Aildaen tells the guild, 'I have a wizard )'
Meepe tells the guild, 'Can you delete your paladin anyway?'

* * *

Pyotrvaenus tells PoFPL:1, 'OMG ACK IGNORE THAT'
Kaisey tells PoFPL:1, 'INCOMING ]{::::::}[::::::::::::> A Lightcrawler!'
Beepe tells PoFPL:1, 'I love those inadvertant messages. :D'
Gwyddon tells PoFPL:1, 'Now you're one of us. LOL'
Kaisey tells PoFPL:1, 'INCOMING ]{::::::}[::::::::::::> A Stonegrabber!'
Kaisey tells PoFPL:1, 'INCOMING ]{::::::}[::::::::::::> A Rhino Beetle!'
Pyotrvaenus tells PoFPL:1, 'Um wow that was seriously Freudian.'
Kaisey tells PoFPL:1, 'INCOMING ]{::::::}[::::::::::::> A Stonegrabber!'
Beepe tells PoFPL:1, 'So is her incoming message, but I'm not saying nothing'
Kaisey tells PoFPL:1, 'It's a DAGGER!'
Meepe tells PoFPL:1, 'It's a penis.'
~ Aildaen (Jikarer), Beepe (Kiton), Faolan, Gwyddon (Strumm), Kaisey (Radjan), and Meepe (Nyteshade) - a team of "manaburners" being powerleveled by Calron, Radjan, and Pyotrvaenus.

Orland tells the raid, 'Once purity is gone, can you ever get it back?'
Nyteshade tells the raid, 'Yes, if you use... Ivory Soap!'

* * *

Nyteshade tells the raid, 'brb afk ggp sos bbl omw'

* * *

Orland tells the raid, 'Gotta afk for a min or 2. Wife faction isssues'

* * *

Orland tells the raid, 'Geez and I have an aggro reducing focus item on too.'
Strumm tells the raid, 'I think you're wearing it backwards. ;)'
Orland tells the raid, 'No. Thats my underpants.'
Strumm tells the raid, 'Oh, is that what I smell. :)'
Orland tells the raid, 'Cheap mans thong'
~ Arbor (Korris), Dizziy (Kiton), Gnobbi, Jikarer, Laoghaire, Nyteshade, Orland, Qanon (Orland), Radjan, Raines, and Strumm during an Umbral Plains raid.

Thayre tells the group, 'Mana?'
Yandihl tells the group, '55m'
Novea tells the guild, '20m'
Korris tells the group, 'I'm so out of mana right now that the UI deleted my mana bar.'
~ Belithras (Kiton), Korris, Novea (Faithae), Thayre (Radjan), Yandihl and Yindahl (Strumm) pulling fast and furious in Paludal Caverns.

Kaisey tells the guild, '*SLURP!*'
Radjan tells the guild, 'Kaisey...'
Kaisey tells the guild, 'Sorry, mom.'
Laoghaire tells the guild, 'What did Kaisey do?'
Kaisey tells the guild, 'Slurped'
Laoghaire tells the guild, 'You're not allowed?'
Kaisey tells the guild, 'I guess not. Help me think of a new one.'
Laoghaire tells the guild, 'A new what?'
Kaisey tells the guild, 'Guild greeting'
Laoghaire tells the guild, 'Hello usually works ;)'
Kaisey tells the guild, 'Bah! Has to be more cleverer than just plain old "hello!"'
Laoghaire tells the guild, 'Barbarian warriors aren't known for their "cleverness." BUT if you insist on saying SOMETHING, barnyard animal noises will suffice'
Kaisey tells the guild, 'Hmmmm.... can't oink, moo, quack, or mew...'
Laoghaire tells the guild, 'Baa?'
Kaisey tells the guild, 'Hmmmm... baa might work. What about "bleet?" like the lamb I am...'
Radjan tells the guild, '*snort*'
Kaisey tells the guild, 'I KNOW! Cockadoodle DOO! … No, that's dumb. Qyjari would make fun of me.'
Laoghaire tells the guild, 'She will make fun of you regardless'
Kaisey tells the guild, 'True'
Laoghaire tells the guild, 'She is a lot like Banlighiche'
Kaisey tells the guild, 'Aye, but I like Ban better.'
Radjan tells the guild, 'Shall I tell your sister you said that?'
Laoghaire tells the guild, 'You may like Ban better, but I'm sure you LOVE Qyjari more'
Kaisey tells the guild, 'Riiiiight...'
Laoghaire tells the guild, 'A warrior's lack of wisdom can get one in trouble. I'm sure what you meant is that Ban is more skilled as a cleric than Qyjari, not "I like Ban better"'
Kaisey tells the guild, 'No, I like Ban better. She's cooler. Qyjari's an old stuff in the pants.'
Radjan tells the guild, 'Kaisey...'
Laoghaire tells the guild, 'Kaisey, you really need to get better at catching a clue.'
Kaisey tells the guild, 'A clue?'
Laoghaire tells the guild, 'Yes, when Aunt Lao says, "I'm sure you meant...." you nod and say, "Yes auntie, that is what I meant"'
Kaisey tells the guild, '*nods* Yes, Aunt Laoghaire, that's what I meant. Is that better?'
Laoghaire tells the guild, 'Yes'
Kaisey tells the guild, 'I still don't like Qyjari.'
Laoghaire tells the guild, 'HEY! YOU WILL LOVE YOUR SISTER! DONT MAKE ME COME OVER THERE AND GIVE YOU A LICKING!'
Kaisey tells the guild, 'Awww... I love her. Jeez.'
Laoghaire tells the guild, 'So, Mini-Me... what are you and your mother up to tonite?'
Kaisey tells the guild, 'Helping Gwyddon get to portin' level'
Laoghaire tells the guild, 'That's a good girl'
Kaisey tells the guild, 'Mom says she helped you and Uncle Raines out on this very beach!'
Laoghaire tells the guild, 'Just me, I believe... I think Uncle Raines was involved in his Paw of Opolla quest at that time'
Kaisey tells the guild, 'Silly Uncle Raines... camping for a dollie!'
Laoghaire tells the guild, 'We must respect the tools casters use to help us in battle, dear'
Kaisey tells the guild, 'Yes, ma'am'
Saebjorn tells the guild, 'A doll is a tool?'
Kaisey tells the guild, 'IF MY AUNT LAOGHAIRE SAYS SO!'
Laoghaire tells the guild, 'Sure, it provides additional powers. And power is a tool'
Saebjorn tells the guild, 'Nay, a hammer is a tool. A BIG hammer is a better tool. An anvil is a tool. A doll is a toy.'
Kaisey tells the guild, '*waves her Barbie Dolls in the air* LOOK! I'm Qyjari!'
~ Laoghaire disciplines her niece, Kaisey (Radjan), without much success. Radjan and Saebjorn (Kiton) cameo.

Tempero tells the group, 'I want to hug it, and squeeze it, and call it George.'
Radjan growls!
Xississ tells the group, 'you mean like in Georgette?'
Tempero tells the group, 'Was trying to make an Of Mice and Men reference. :)'
Qyjari tells the group, 'I thought he was trying to make a Bugs Bunny reference.'
Xississ tells the group, 'I probably have a better chance of understanding if it were a Scooby Doo reference.'
Qyjari tells the group, 'I would have a better chance if it were a Power Puff Girls reference.'
Xississ tells the group, 'My kids rarely watch Bugs. It's a shame they are missing important stuff there.'
Tempero tells the group, 'That was my favorite one growing up.'
Qyjari tells the group, 'I'm convinced you can find the meaning of life in a Bugs Bunny cartoon.'
~ Qyjari (Radjan), Tempero (Strumm), Xississ (Jikarer) in Nurga with a little help from Calron, Draleon, and Radjan (as a bear).

Radjan tells the group, 'Tell him no heal unless he tells you he enjoys the melodious sound of your voice...'
Nyteshade tells the group, 'That works, too.'
Gnobbi tells the group, 'Good thing I brought Raines. Ooooh how about this: no port out until you all acknowledge gnomes are the greatest.'
Radjan tells the group, '*gates*'
Nyteshade tells the group, '*gates*'
Laoghaire tells the group, '*gates*'
Strumm tells the group, '*procs hammer*'
Gnobbi tells the group, 'Damn that gate potion.'
~ Gnobbi, Laoghaire, Nyteshade, Radjan, Raines, and Strumm in Howling Stones. Gnobbi was two-boxing Raines, the "only port out."

Qanon tells Gimp:1, 'Good news - Using my new Mickey Mouse bottle opener on a Bass Ale.'
Qanon tells Gimp:1, 'Bad news - I left it in the freezer too long. ('
~ Draleon, Nyteshade, Qanon (Orland), Radjan, Shakatha (Legendary Defenders), Strumm, and Zzyrrin (Legendary Defenders) during a med break in Maiden's Eye.

Sansoleil tells the guild, 'We're sitting on your corpse, Kiton. Don't try to loot it.'
Kiton tells the guild, 'Isn't it kinda silly to res a level 21?'
Sansoleil tells the guild, 'NO! BACK AWAY FROM THE CORPSE, CAT and no one will get hurt...'
Kiton tells the guild, 'mew...'
Nyteshade tells the guild, 'Do it and we shave your butt.'
Kiton tells the guild, 'ANYTHING BUT THAT'
Nyteshade begins to cast a spell.
Kiton tells the guild, 'May I loot without losing my fur now?'
~ Kiton, Dionae (Nyteshade), Gwyddon (Strumm) and Sansoleil (Radjan) after a... miscalculation pulling Owlbears in Shadeweavers Thicket.

Radjan tells the guild, 'Well, quick update: the machine booted okay with no error... there is, however, LOTS of dust on the fan area. So he's vacuuming.'
Wyllie tells the guild, 'oh that sucks'
*crickets chirping*
Wyllie tells the guild, '*hears rim shot off in the distance*'
Radjan tells the guild, 'He's so sexy when he's vacuuming'
Wyllie tells the guild, 'LA LA LA LA LA LA'
~ After Strumm's main computer had an "Unmountable Boot Error" and crashed.

Torimor tells the guild, 'If people come by here they're gonna think this is a guild raid or something hehe'
Kydjara tells the guild, 'Isn't it?'
Dionae tells the guild, 'You're doing a guild camp of the AC in Paludal?'
Kydjara tells the guild, 'Naw... we're camping Lord Efreeti'
Naku tells the guild, 'Efreeti is in Paludal now, right?'
Kydjara tells the guild, 'Uh, yeah. They moved him with the last patch. Kill him and he spawns Ragefire '
Dionae tells the guild, 'And he drops Mage epics?'
Naku tells the guild, 'Actually he hands them out, if you ask him nicely.'
Kydjara tells the guild, 'Nay, he drops nothing. BUT... if you kill HIM, he spawns the dreaded MOSS SNAKE!'
Dionae tells the guild, '*gates*'
~ Torimor, Kydjara (Radjan), Dionae (Nyteshade), Naku (Strumm), along with Soliana (Cerci), Slakin (Jikarer), and Wyllie (Torq) on a "guild raid" in Paludal Caverns.

Cerci tells the group, 'I'm evil… mwhahahaha'
Cerci tells the group, 'My flames will burn all who stand in my way!'
Qyjari tells the group, 'Ouch, eech, oooch, ouch...'
Cerci tells the group, 'Oops sorry about that. You got too close.'
~ Cerci, in a fun mood in City of Mist.

Kaisey says, 'My Aunt Laoghaire taught me everything I know! Except that bad pull, of course. THAT I learned all on my own.'
Kaisey says, 'I ran into a tree!'
Entrophie says, 'I thought warriors were suppose to be coordinated.'
Gwyddon says, 'They coordinate their attacks, not their limbs. ;)'
Entrophie says, 'Dont worry I'll save your... ouch a tree... oops a wall.... damn steps…'
~ Kaisey and Gwyddon grouped with Entrophie, Kiryin, Morraginn, and Ryftwalker of Fallen Serripham in Mistmoore Castle.

Qyjari tells the guild, 'Where did you die Torimor?'
Torimor tells the guild, 'WC along wall on the Befallen side'
Qyjari tells the guild, 'Were you past Befallen? Or at Befallen? On the sand or grass?'
Torimor tells the guild, 'Closer to Kith zone still along wall near lake'
Qyjari tells the guild, 'So you were basically running the wrong way?'
Qyjari rolls her eyes.
Qyjari tells the guild, 'Found you. Consent me, please'
Qyjari has been given permission to drag Torimor's corpse.
Summoning Torimor's corpse...
Torimor tells the guild, 'I got turned around at druid ring until I realized where I was going then turned around again'
Calron tells the guild, 'Well, I hope you're using this time waiting for a rez to get your Sense Heading to where it should be. ;)'
~ Torimor's lesson in the fine art of Sense Heading

Calron says, 'Hail, A Stonegrabber'
Faithae tells the guild, 'Hey buddy.. yer mama was a pebble!'
Radjan tells the guild, 'HAHAHAHAHahahahahahaha'
A Stonegrabber moves ponderously to attack
Faithae tells the guild, 'Warriors and pallies taunt one way.. I taunt other ways :)'
~ Faithae (a rogue) fighting the stone-like creatures in Marus Seru

Orland tells the group, 'I just want more debuffs.'
Radjan tells the group, 'And I just want to port. =P'
Orland tells the group, 'You got Calron...'
Strumm tells the group, 'That's true. :)'
Ahhagon tells the group, 'I just want to be able to melee a level 10 mob without dying.'
Orland tells the group, 'You could log my level 10 ranger in for help.'
Ahhagon tells the group, 'He could Complete Heal me.'
~ Talking about Verant's new vision for clerics, and what we all wish for our own classes

Blitzfeld tells Radjan, 'I'm looking for the burned woods'
Radjan tells Blitzfeld, 'It's moved again. This time it's just off of Halas. Go there.'
Blitzfeld tells Radjan, 'k, thks! i heard muffins are ground spawns there'
Radjan tells Blitzfeld, 'Aye. Give Karg a big hug for me, okay?'
~ Blitzfeld Thunderpantz (Outward Eye) being silly

Calron tells the guild, 'everyone see my msg?'
Radjan tells the guild, 'Yes, we've signed up, oh, Bazaar Bitch.'
Strumm tells the guild, 'Message or post?'
Calron tells the guild, 'post'
Calron tells the guild, 'cool, should be fun ;) do it for a couple of hours get a few drops and plenty of exp'
Strumm tells the guild, 'We were going to sign up, but remembered we have a sit-in that evening to free Calron from the shackles of the bazaar.'
~ Draleon, asking through Calron about Caller Quest raid attendance

Sraleon tells the group, 'Mana?'
Radjan tells the group, 'What is this "mana" of which you speak?'
Sraleon tells the group, 'I don't know. Draleon just told me to type that every once in a while.'
Orland tells the group, 'Mana - keeps monks who get overconfident about feign death alive.'
~ Just before Sraleon pulled in Burning Wood

Daog tells pofup:1, 'Who we missing?'
Daog tells pofup:1, 'I don't see Strumm'
Gnobbi tells pofup:1, 'You're sitting on him'
Daog tells pofup:1, 'That's why'
Radjan tells pofup:1, 'GET OFF MY BARD!'
Gnobbi tells pofup:1, 'fatass =)'
~ During a corpse recovery in Umbral Plains

Radjan says out of character, "It's a little known fact that Radjan's real life brother, Torq, introduced her to both Magic: the Gathering and EverQuest."
Torq says out of character, "and now she kicks my ass in both."
~From the Powers of Fate Anniversary Party Trivia Contest