Draleon tells the guild,"Anyone know what this is for? Phosphourous Powder."
Berin tells the guild,"Itchy skin."
~ Perfect for lizards on hot, dry days.

Litlebear tells the raid, 'Uhhh someday Paragon will I have'
Woodknight tells the raid, 'When did Yoda join?'
~ When did Jedi Litlebear become?

Leafkutter tells the guild, 'oh I forgot to tell you about my adventure today. I tried to solo Woushi'
Pusinbutes tells the guild, 'And that ended.... poorly?'
Leafkutter tells the guild, 'Couldn't get my snare to land though of course neither could he. It ended a draw. Neither of us died hehe'
Radjan tells the guild, 'If you had to evac, gate or port, it was NOT a draw. Because I doubt you shook hands and said, "Truce."'
Leafkutter tells the guild, 'If I didn't die to a dragon and fought one and lived to tell about it...it IS a draw. I never gated... I ran for zone hehe. If I can get him tashed I think I can take him though 8P'
Radjan tells the guild, 'You go for it. I'll watch from Halas.'
Leafkutter tells the guild, 'He has to run out of mana sooner or later'
Radjan tells the guild, 'So do you. ;)'
Leafkutter tells the guild, 'Bah, you Demsey and me could take him easy'
Radjan tells the guild, 'Me? I think not. Butes, maybe. Or Berin.'
Radjan tells the guild, '<--- Sissylala'
Leafkutter tells the guild, 'No, Demsey tashes, you malo and I snare and we both start dotting the poop out of him. Worse that can happen is we sacrifice Demsey and run for it. We just won't SoE him.'
Radjan tells the guild, 'Hmmm... continue...'
Leafkutter tells the guild, 'You know the old saying....you don't have to be the fastest, you just can't be the slowest hehe.'
~ This might just work...

Radjan tells the guild, 'So, what's the plan?'
Leafkutter tells the guild, 'Whatever you say???.... 8)'
Berin tells the guild, 'Kill something'
Radjan tells the guild, 'Oooo... kill something. That's a good one. We should try that some night.'
Leafkutter tells the guild, 'I thought we were a pacifist guild'
Radjan tells the guild, 'Anarchist.'
~ We're actually an autonomous collective.

Camdin tells the guild, 'Apparently you think he is a rogue. Rogue track consists of tripping off a trap and reading the spam messages to see if a named hit him.'
~ Well, that would work, too.

Strumm tells the group, 'Ok, somebody pants this guy while I keep him mezzed.'
~ Creative ways to keep the group awake on those late night raids.

Pusinbutes tells the group, 'Waiting for Gwyddon to get his spells fixed'
Radjan tells the group, 'Camdin played him last and messed 'em all up. ;)'
Leafkutter tells the group, 'lol that is why I make a spell set for whoever I login so I can reload when I am done'
Radjan tells the group, 'Yes, but we're talking about GWYDDON here...'
Leafkutter tells the group, 'All that room in that head and still.... getting a drink while we wait on 5head'
Radjan tells the group, '5head? Don't you mean 4head?'
Leafkutter tells the group, That thing is too big to be a 4head'
~ True.

Novea tells the guild, 'Should I ask what you use cockroaches for?'
Radjan tells the guild, 'Baking'
Novea tells the guild, 'Ooo! Really? Whatcha trying to make?'
Zzyrrin tells the guild, 'If she says my French Toast recipe, I am going to cry'
Radjan tells the guild, 'Candied Cockroach'
Novea tells the guild, '*nods* If you can fish, I would suggest something different'
Radjan tells the guild, 'Storm Salmon Fillets... heading to PoS now.'
Novea tells the guild, 'GoD fishing I mean'
Radjan tells the guild, 'I don't want to fish for God.'
Jaag tells the guild, 'Then put him back behind the couch where you found Him'
Novea tells the guild, 'In Gates of Discord silly :)'
Radjan tells the guild, 'What's God doing in Gates of Discord?'
Jaag tells the guild, 'Fishing. Or playing Skeeball'
Radjan tells the guild, 'Ah'
Reynic tells the guild, 'Whatever He feels like, duh )'
Radjan tells the guild, 'Good point.'
Reynic tells the guild, 'He could be playing Jacks if He felt like it'
~ Maybe He'll forage some cockroaches for me?

Reynic tells the group, 'I'm afk a few'
Layren tells the group, 'He's pottying'
Radjan tell the group, 'I'll alert the media.'
Layren tells the group, 'Please do, here comes the flood'
Radjan tell the group, 'Now *I* have to pee. =P'
Layren tells the group, 'I'll alert the media'
~ It was a slow news day.

Radjan tells the guild, 'Heeeeeeeeeeere we sit like birds in the wilderness...'
Pusinbutes tells the guild, 'Birds in the wilderness...'
Radjan tells the guild, 'Birds in the wilderness!'
Pusinbutes tells the guild, 'Here we sit like birds in the wilderness...'
Radjan tells the guild, 'Waitin' for DEMSEY to show!'
Pusinbutes tells the guild, 'Waiting for Demsey to show....'
Radjan tells the guild, 'Waitin' for Demsey to show!'
Pusinbutes tells the guild, 'Here we sit like birds in the wilderness...'
Radjan tells the guild, 'Waitin' for Demsey to show! EVERYBODY SING!'
Demsey tells the guild, 'Great now I’ve got to stop and buy buckets, cause that’s y’alls only hope in carrying a tune'
Radjan tells the guild, 'AHAHAHAHAHAHahahahahahaha. Ha.'
Demsey says, 'TADA!!!'
~ One way to ensure Demsey's timely arrival is to sing the obnoxious "Birds in the Wilderness" song very loudly on TeamSpeak.

Shaylia tells the raid, 'Now like I said, I've never won this before, this is something I want to try, it's possible we could all die badly - if that bothers you, feel free to take off now, and I won't think any less of you.
Strumm tells the raid, 'Unless your name is Gwyddon.....'
Shaylia tells the raid, ‘That being said, if everyone's ready, we can make our way to the toad caves'
~ Now that we have *that* cleared up...

Demsey tells the raid, ‘Ana is your armor red as a warning?'
Anastisia tells the raid, ‘yes.... deadly if eaten.... <wink>'
Demsey tells the raid, ‘So you should have the biohazard symbol on the front of it?'
Anastisia tells the raid, 'Just don't lick my underside.. and everything will be cool... lol'
Demsey tells the raid, 'I wouldn’t lick your underside with Pyo's tongue!'
~ Ewwwww!

Radjan tells the guild, 'Changing the subject yet again, do you think it's important that you clean out your belly button after EVERY shower? Or will every other one be sufficient?'
Ordell tells the guild, 'Have to, I need more material. Been weaving a rug from my lint'
Radjan tells the guild, 'You're a sick little assling, Ordell.'
Anastisia tells the guild, 'Crap... there goes that sweater idea for Christmas gifts'
Radjan tells the guild, 'I don't want a sweater made of crap.'
Ordell tells the guild, 'Better than the shield Pyo's been building from his Toenail Clippings'
Radjan tells the guild, 'Shield of Jam?'
Pyotrvaenus tells the guild, 'I prefer to refer to it as the Shield of the Pedicurist'
Demsey tells the guild, 'so does Pyo have to Toe the line when he uses that shield?'
Pusinbutes tells the guild, 'wrong script Demsey, did you borrow Torq's?'
Demsey tells the guild, 'let me check… Dang it I picked up Torq's by accident'
~ Actually, that was pretty bad. Even for Torq. ;)

--Pusinbutes has looted a Murkglider Stomach.--
Strumm tells the group, 'You looted its stomach????'
Pusinbutes tells the group, 'yeah, punched a fist right in there and yanked it out'
Strumm tells the group, 'Wow. That's impressive'
~ Butes continues to amaze us all.

Lewken tells the guild, 'If Demsey could be ANY EQ NPC, he'd be The Sleeper.'
~ Zing!

Blitzfeld tells Blitz:2, 'I'm trying to think of a funny Butes incident... but he was always the straight man to Drevis's Carrot Top'
~ Heh heh... he said, "Carrot Top."

Blitzfeld tells Blitz:2, 'I am happy to know Blitz and his ilk will be in good hands, waiting for me if I go insane and come back'
Blitzfeld tells Blitz:2, 'plus, just knowing Torq moves down in the PoF warrior rankings brings me much joy'
Blitzfeld tells Blitz:2, 'but having to back-fill for Drevis is like standing behind an elephant down-wind'
~ Or Hann after cabbage soup.

Blitzfeld tells Blitz:2, 'now the thing about Demsey, I never knew he was an enchanter'
Blitzfeld tells Blitz:2, 'I didn't even know what one was'
Pusinbutes tells Blitz:2, 'he is an enchanter?'
Blitzfeld tells Blitz:2, 'he was always using illusion: wolf'
Petunya tells Blitz:2, 'HAHAHAHA'
Demsey tells Blitz:2, 'I am?'
Treana tells Blitz:2, 'are you serious!?!?!?!'
Blitzfeld tells Blitz:2, 'so, I thought he was a druid'
Radjan tells Blitz:2, 'He IS?!'
Demsey tells Blitz:2, 'sigh'
Blitzfeld tells Blitz:2, 'that is my private shame'
Treana tells Blitz:2, '*grins at Demsey*'
Blitzfeld tells Blitz:2, 'and now the truth is out'
Petunya tells Blitz:2, 'he probably wondered why you wouldn't snare anything'
~ Now he just uses Illusion:Awake.

Blitzfeld tells Blitz:2, 'I first met these two kids in City of Mist'
Blitzfeld tells Blitz:2, 'for Radjan's epic no less'
Blitzfeld tells Blitz:2, 'using their wonder twin powers, shouted "Form of Warrior" and transformed into Jormy'
Blitzfeld tells Blitz:2, 'Tarf shouted "Form of Chubby, Cranky Cleric" and stayed the same'
~ Ode to Petunya and Tarf.

Blitzfeld tells Blitz:2, 'she suffered many deaths at the hands of the caiman'
Treana tells Blitz:2, 'I remember those treks, and oasis full of orcs on the highway. Very dangerous!'
Blitzfeld tells Blitz:2, 'I’m not sure how...but she made it back to EF safely'
Zzyrrin tells Blitz:2, 'Gate perhaps? :P'
Blitzfeld tells Blitz:2, 'she has never left me forget it :)'
Sadonna tells Blitz:2, 'no did not gate, sneaked through, '
Blitzfeld tells Blitz:2, 'so except for my diversions to OE and TVH, Sadie and I have always been guilded together'
Petunya tells Blitz:2, 'maybe Demsey ported her'
~ Or at least snared the mob.

Drevis tells the guild, 'NO! Shay is taken, we are getting married soon'
Radjan tells the guild, 'You're a sick man, Drevis. Sick.'
Drevis tells the guild, 'and that’s why you love me too'
Shaylia tells the guild, 'uh huh, and empty paper towel rolls will mutate and take over the world'
Drevis tells the guild, 'they will try, but our love will stop them my sweet, sweet healer type'
Shaylia tells the guild, 'don't touch me'
~ Shaylia's in denial.

Shaylia says out of character, 'dungeon group looking for 1 more, pst'
Strumm says out of character, 'Preferably someone with extensive spelunking experience.'
Shaylia says out of character, 'who doesn't smell like goat'
~ Or an enchanter who gets stuck in the ice and can't rewind.

Drevis tells the guild, 'Lily and I were learning a bit of ballroom dancing today. Was rather fun'
Ordell tells the guild, 'Was she leading?'
Drevis tells the guild, 'of course not, I never let you lead'
Pyotrvaenus tells the guild, 'point taken'
Drevis tells the guild, 'I am the man of our relationship you thilly goothe'
Pyotrvaenus tells the guild, 'juth becauth you accthethorithe better'
Anastisia tells the guild, 'Pyo.. you can take the marbles out of your mouth now.. lol'
Drevis tells the guild, 'oh thop it *giggle*'
Pusinbutes tells the guild, '*puke*'
Ordell tells the guild, 'thome people are tho thenthitive'
~ These guys really scare me sometimes.

Radjan tells the guild, 'Okay, where are we headed?'
Torq tells the guild, 'To hell in a hand basket if you don’t change your ways'
~ Or maybe we'll just go to DROGA!

Litlebear tells the group, 'lol this bard speed makes me run into stuff : )'
Strumm tells the group, 'Yeah. Isn't it great? ;)'
Drevis tells the group, 'try it while you’re drunk'
~ Or AFK getting a soda near cliffs and lava.

Pusinbutes tells the guild, 'BLUE punch buggie!......NO PUNCH BACK'
~ Infinity save!

Demsey tells the guild, 'Stu Pidass'
Shaylia tells the guild, 'Ivana Tinkle?'
Layren tells the guild, 'You calling me something Demsey? Hmm? Hmm??'
~ I'd call him late tonight, Layren. Around 3:00am...

a Frostfoot scamp says 'Frostfoot magic and blades will shred - Fight with us and you be dead!'
Zzyrrin says, 'Your INC rhymes really suck, now drop phat lewt or you get fu...err hurt'
~ He's a poet!

Radjan tells the guild, 'It's "Talk Like a Pirate" day!'
Liri tells the guild, 'yarrr! Where be me rum?'
Radjan tells the guild, 'Yo Ho Ho! Unless you just want to call Ana, then Radjan says, "YO! Ho!"'
Anastisia tells the guild, 'huh?'
Radjan tells the guild, 'She's a blonde ho.'
Anastisia tells the guild, 'I am NOT a ho... I am a lady of the evening.... tyvm'
Radjan tells the guild, 'ywvmnstids'
~ You're welcome very much now stop talking in dude speak.

Anastisia tells the guild, 'woot... 5 more IG's and I will have paid for that new spell... '
Pusinbutes tells the guild, '5,000,000 more Ice giants and you still won’t be close to level 66'
~ Because they're GREEN?!

Drevis tells the guild, 'BAYLEN! I have missed you, c'mere and gimmie a smoochie!'
Baylen tells the guild, 'Heh....uhm....no'
Drevis tells the guild, 'It’s only that prison type of love'
Baylen tells the guild, 'How about a high-five instead? ;)'
Drevis tells the guild, 'That’s afterward, if your good. If not, I sell you for a pack of smokes or a crumb cake.'
~ Wow, he only got half a Twinkie for Torq.

Arbor tells the group, 'Wood there's a difference between tanking and getting beat up - learn it'
Woodknight tells the group, 'What is the difference?'
~ We're waiting...

Gwyddon tells the group, 'are you sure I can't kill forehead just once? just to see what it would be like? :)'
Strumm tells the group, 'It's really not as fun as you'd think'
Gwyddon tells the group, 'but see I would make it fun, for all parties'
Strumm tells the group, 'Well, not ALL parties'
Gwyddon tells the group, 'no seriously you would get a kick out of it'
Strumm tells the group, 'Ummmm....let me think'
Strumm tells the group, 'NO'
Gwyddon tells the group, 'it could be call the Night of the Living Dead: Forehead's 101 Ways to Die.'
~ See, it's funny because Strumm's not playing Gwyddon.

Leonaerd tells you, '"My hammer doesn't proc enough, but then I tried Viagra... now it procs even when I don't want it to"'
Leonaerd tells you, 'When I read that one, I think I started giggling, crying, and burping all at the same time. It was a hilarious sort of sound... much like a tribal mating dance, I suppose. Because when I giggle (and oh, DID I giggle), I get air trapped in my lungs, and it has to come out some way.'
~ No one is safe from the Superfluous page.

Demsey tells the guild, 'I would short sheet your bed Pyo if I thought you’d notice'
Pyotrvaenus tells the guild, 'Dang sight better than you wetting yours'
~ Touché.

Danjari tells the guild, 'I saw Pyo's pic on the website today.... I want to be the first to welcome Bill Gates to the guild....'
~ Which makes no sense at all since Pyo doesn't look a thing like Bill Gates. Danjari, on the other hand, is a dead ringer for Chandler Bing.

Shaylia tells the group, 'See when Torq rolls in with those pants it makes my head hurt - not because they're blindingly pink, but because SO many jokes come to mind they smash into each other and fry my brain'
~ Don'cha hate it when that happens?

Anastisia tells the guild, 'Hey Sis.. I posted about the Cleric spells earlier... what's the next step in their ascertation?'
Torq tells the guild, 'we-woo we-woo we-woo Grammer Police'
Radjan tells the guild, '(It's Grammar)'
Sharice tells the guild, 'we-woo we-woo Spelling Police'
~ No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!

Anastisia tells the guild, 'count me in.. but stepping AFK to make Tea... brb'
Danjari tells the guild, 'Ana you're 1 specialty drink away from being - well.... gay...'
~ Perhaps a wine spritzer?

Hann tells the guild, 'Novea do you feel brave?'
Novea tells the guild, 'No... not particularly'
~ Then the Fear raid begins...

Danjari tells the guild, 'You know I would be turned on except for the fact that you are men.’
~ That hasn't stopped you before, Danjari.

Radjan says, 'There once was a cleric with virtue, Who cast it so no one would hurt you, Then she said, "I cannot, I am all out of 'dots, Besides, I am up past my curfew."’

Zzyrrin says, 'In general, wizards love blastin' / At least while their mana's a-lasting / When it's gone, mobs elate / 'til the dress-wearer gates / and gets C3 and resumes a-casting!'

Radjan tells the guild, 'There once was a froglok who swam, 'til one day he dove off a dam. When Zzyrrin did find him, then cooked him and brined him; and to guests served froglegs and spam!'

Zzyrrin says, 'Clarity, the bane of enchanters / Slammed by beggars and mana-starved ranters / But those "C"s for donation / buys the twink's Lamentation / So it's cast with the finest of manners!'

Radjan says, 'We all took a group to Qinimi, 'Cause we heard all the mobs were wimpy. But then, lesson learned, we never returned, I just don't have the guts within me!'

Zzyrrin says, 'There's a stinky green race known as Trolls / For whom, butt-crack displays are their goals / In addition to stinkin' / They're not fond of thinkin' / And they were kicked out of Grobb by tadpoles!'

Radjan says, 'The Tribunal is known as Six Hammers; They put bad guys away in the slammers. And the most doing time, for their horrible crimes, are the kill-stealers, beggars, and spammers!'

Zzyrrin says, 'Bah! I *HATE* making verses about Inny / But I must, per this challenge to "winny" / God of Hate, Dark-Elf's Daddy / He's for sure quite a baddy / With a pencil-dick nose that is Skinny!'
~ Zzyrrin is crowned the Ultimate Limerick Champion!

Natalasha tells the guild, 'No pressure Roma, you're main tank of a raid, our success depends on you being able to maintain aggro, take a whoopen and knowing when to call us in, don't let the fact that not only two of your 65 guild warriors are here watching, or the fact that one of those is the main tank of the guild make you nervous in any way. Basically, no pressure, I will critique you after we are done'
Romathei tells the guild, 'Umm running to the bathroom'
~ That's the usual reaction to Drevis' speeches.

Tavisa tells the guild, 'Rule #1 of raids - don't go for xp'
Natalasha tells the guild, 'Rule #2 go potty before the raid'
Natalasha tells the guild, 'Rule #3 wash your hands after you potty before the raid'
Danjari tells the guild, 'Rule #4 strip your cleric of all gate spells'
Natalasha tells the guild, 'Rule #4 get a drink of water after you wash you hands after you potty before you to the raid'
Natalasha tells the guild, 'NO! I am doing the rules!'
~ Rule #5 When Drevis is on a roll... it's better to just let him go. Let him go.

Zimza tells the guild, 'Thank you all, now I am old'
Natalasha tells the guild, 'And how old are you?'
Kerynna tells the guild, 'You're not as old as... DEMSEY’
Zimza tells the guild, '44'
Wyllie tells the guild, 'Muhahaha'
Natalasha tells the guild, 'See, you’re still young, just remember Berin is the oldest at 57'
Wyllie tells the guild, 'Laughing at Kerynna's comment, not that your 44'
Lewken tells the guild, 'Demsey is older, ask if he falls asleep at his computer. C’mon ask him )'
Natalasha tells the guild, 'And how old is Demsey?'
Danjari tells the guild, 'God is younger than Demsey'
Kerynna tells the guild, 'Demsey's social security number is "4"'
Demsey tells the guild, 'Dear Diary, I never noticed how many asses we have in the guild'
~ Yes, but we're *young* asses.

Demsey tells the guild, 'Woohoo! Look at me! I'm an enchanter! Woohoo! Let's see... what does *this* do?'
Zzyrrin tells the guild, 'lol'
Demsey tells the guild, 'Wait, don't I have to die?'
Jamili tells the guild, 'You should just for fun'
Demsey tells the guild, 'Hmm.... Think I should pull something?'
Pyotrvaenus tells the guild, 'Look at the town guard and press that button marked Tash, Demsey'
Demsey tells the guild, 'Oooo... okay.'
Demsey tells the guild, 'AAAAAUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHH'
Pyotrvaenus tells the guild, 'Another one bites the dust.'
Demsey tells the guild, 'RUNAWAY!'
Pyotrvaenus tells the guild, 'Tall ones are zooooo ztupiddd'
Demsey tells the guild, 'GET THE GNOME GET THE GNOME!'
Pyotrvaenus tells the guild, 'Oops. Gate, load Gate....aaaaackkk!!'
~ Sometimes it's just not worth giving me your account information, even if it's for a rez...

Lewken tells the guild, 'Welcome back. If you're quite done playing the LD game maybe we can get some work done.'
~ The good news is, you don't need a decent video card to play the LD game.

Torq tells the guild, 'I've Feathered Cloak of the Lost my Champion's Breastplate'
~ It's two -- two -- two jokes in one!

Pusinbutes tells the group, 'Hey Strumm, maybe ask them if they have the item we need before you pull... might speed it up some'
~ Yeah, that should work. Or maybe hand them some soup?

Layren tells the guild, 'Drevis, I would like to introduce you to my little friend, Jaag'
Drevis tells the guild, 'I will tell you what I tell Hann, keep your little friend in your pants, no one wants to see it.'
~ But why did she name it "Jaag?"

Drevis tells the guild, 'My fellow guildies, LET NOT this set back discourage you, LET NOT the fact that we will face more fierce beast and difficult trials discourage you, LET NOT the fact that many of us will die multiple times discourage you. CAN I GET A WITNESS! AMEN! These trials we face are trials of life, TRIALS of responsibility TRIALS OF FAITH! PUSH FORWARD I SAY in the name of all that is good and not let the negativity discourage you! Now please give generously.'
~ Amen, brother! Hallelujah!

Drevis tells the guild, 'No sissy piece of meat is going to stop me.'
Torq tells the guild, 'That’s what your wife said.'
~ I want to know what Drevis considers "sissy meat."

Hann tells the guild, 'I had to kill the ice giant because we know a druid or warrior could not.'
Drevis tells the guild, 'Those are easy for me to kill, he doesn't even break a sweat'
Hann tells the guild, 'Drevis cries like a child I have watched him before'
Drevis tells the guild, 'Only during your perverted little sock puppet show '
Zzyrrin tells the guild, 'A Drevis Sock Puppet scares me :)'
Drevis tells the guild, 'You don't want to know what Hann does with it. He showed me, I couldn't sleep for a week.'
~ Nevermind. I don't want to know.

Drevis tells the guild, 'I love everyone though. Well, for a price of course. I have a "bow fund" after all'
Hann tells the guild, 'I thought that was a "pink bow fund."'
Drevis tells the guild, 'Hann, I believe that at no point in time did I say "HEY STANK TROLL! say something boneheaded"'
~ Hann and Drevis sittin' in a tree...

Drevis kisses Hann RIGHT SMACK on the lips.
~ K-I-S-S-I-N-G

Pusinbutes tells the guild, 'Has Layren started to call Demsey yet?'
Novea tells the guild, '“Here.. Demsey Demsey Demsey…” is that a good call?'
Pusinbutes tells the guild, 'I think if a female calls Demsey it should be "Demsey, I'm drunk."'
~ He's not as think as you drunk he is.

Faolan tells the guild, 'Deaths. :) This time every Dragoon in zone sought me out.'
Novea tells the guild, 'Yer famous Fao!'
Faolan tells the guild, 'As I said, every goon in the zone.'
Pusinbutes tells the guild, 'but Hann wasn't there...and he is a goon'
~ Of the highest goon quality.

Demsey tells the guild, 'is it 8 oclock yet?'
Shaylia tells the guild, 'if you're quick you may still make 8pm mountain time'
~ Demsey's going to be late for his own funeral.

Radjan tells the guild, 'Aye. We have a guest tonight on TeamSpeak. Everybody give it up for... Darth Vader!'
Litlebear tells the guild, 'clap, clap, clap'
~ Heavy breathers unite!

Talik tells the guild, 'Does charisma help modify your /random rolls?'
Shaylia tells the guild, 'No )'
Novea tells the guild, 'I wish it did :)'
Strumm tells the guild, 'No.'
Talik tells the guild, 'Ok, because I’m not allowed to play at a guy’s casino with them equipped, he said it boosts my rolls...'
Shaylia tells the guild, 'If I could be that stupid, I'd have a lot less worries in my life'
~ Don't worry! Be happy!

Novea tells the guild, 'Never been to Cazic.. it scary? :)'
Pusinbutes tells the guild, 'not as scary as Hann’s butt crack'
~ Oh, great... *NOW* I'll have nightmares.

Surenady tells the guild, 'You know Lewken, if you don't think about it, you might actually get *superfluous*ed'
Lewken tells the guild, 'That's okay, thinking's not my strong point'
~ That would explain those report cards.

Hann tells the guild, 'After this, Talik, I will go to the arena with you and beat you down like your name is Drevis'
~ Or train you like your name is Demsey.

Strumm tells the guild, 'Just so you know, Padtole, it seems the local consensus is that 'dingo bingo' is not going to become an official word of Powers of Fate. Sorry.'
~ It was a close vote, though.

Surenady tells the guild, 'Any other casters agree that when you have 100 mana, a new spell, and you're trying to show your group how uber you are, do you hate it when it fizzles so much that you have no mana left?'
~ That's a phenomena we call "Gwyddon's Lament."

Hann tells the guild, 'Oh I will kill ya if you want me to Drevis'
Drevis tells the guild, 'Hush Troll, grown ups talking'
Hann tells the guild, 'As a matter of fact my pimp hand is feeling strong today'
Drevis tells the guild, 'I told you, I don't care what your gimp hand feels like'
Hann tells the guild, 'That’s not what you said last night when I helped you pick out pink panties'
Drevis tells the guild, 'We were getting those for your warder, remember, you wanted a date and asked me to help you figure something out?'
~ Whoa

Demsey tells the guild, 'I’ll have you know I am now a very important and powerful Enchanter whom my dog greatly respects.'
Novea tells the guild, 'What? *gasp* You don't die anymore?'
Demsey tells the guild, 'Oh, of course I still die… but now I do it with panache'
~ ...and usually by a train Hann creates.

Blitzfeld tells the raid, 'This quest not accurate...for a guy that gets lost in dead ends, he should be a gnome'
~ Yet, there are 15 of us following him.

You have entered Mistmoore's Catacombs: Asylum of Invoked Stone.
Demsey says out of character, 'Casting C1-C5 at entrance!!'
~ Ever the crack pimp.

Talik tells the guild, 'Betcha Forehead dings 65 before Torq :)'
Reynic tells the guild, 'That's not much of a bet'
Gwyddon tells the guild, 'Well, you *do* have to actually play to ding. ;)'
Reynic tells the guild, 'That's like saying "I bet if you hit yourself in the head with this brick, it'll hurt"'
~ Come here, I have a brick...

Shaylia tells the group, 'Supernal Remedy -= Gwyddon =-'
Shaylia tells the guild, '*writes out an IOU for Gwyddon to sign*'
Shaylia tells the guild, ‘He got beat like a nerdy kid on the playground so I had to heal him. Stupid Tunarian oath *kicks rocks*'
~ Deep down, Shaylia really loves Gwyddon.

Pusinbutes tells the group, 'afk a sec to get a drink while Strumm is scouting'
Shaylia tells the group, 'afk a sec to get a drink while Strumm is dying'
Radjan tells the group, 'afk a sec to get a drink while Strumm's forehead veins pop open'
Demsey tells the group, 'how is it the more Radjan drinks the drunker Layren acts?'
~ I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

Caergillian tells the raid, 'Enchanters get pounded?'
Akiel tells the raid, 'We have our runes that make us look pretty good for about 10 seconds...lol once the mobs burn ‘em--- we are toast'
Cerna tells the raid, 'Yup :P'
Radjan tells the raid, 'Demsey usually just runs around like a little girl yelling, "GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!"'
Cerna tells the raid, 'Bah, running is for rangers'
~ I thought rangers had the market on linkdeaths...

The Tribunal fixes you with a dark, piercing gaze. 'What do you want, mortal?'
Hann says, 'Large fries and a Coke'
~ To go, please.

Hann tells the guild, 'Demsey, do you need a Shissar Nullifier Staff?'
Pusinbutes tells the guild, 'That’s a weapon. We don’t let Demsey hold weapons.'
~ We don't even let him hold really heavy books.

Hann tells the guild, 'My group stopped talking to me. I think they are plotting my death.'
~ Paranoia sets in.

Torq says, 'We have no group leader, we are an autonomous collective, in which we select a council on every second Tuesday of each week.'
~ See the violence inherent in the system?

Radjan tells the group, 'Strumm's hopping on when we're done killing each other.'
Hann tells the group, 'Does Berin need to die?'
Radjan tells the group, 'I'm afraid not, Hann. Sorry, but I already have a corpse picture of him.
Hann tells the group, 'What about Qyjari?'
Radjan tells the group, 'Qyjari's not a main. Jeez, you're blood-thirsty today.'
~ Must be a "troll" thing.

Surenady tells the guild, 'So...uh...you're all down there? Well, where's Dems...?'
Pusinbutes tells the guild, 'Sleeping'
~ Where else?

Drevis tells the guild, 'DEMSEY! Wake up, it’s your turn to die'
Demsey tells the guild, 'Hang on I'm still praying'
~ Praying = snoring.

Pusinbutes tells the guild, 'to SKEERED TO FIGHT ME pink pants wearing boy?'
Drevis tells the guild, 'look kitty, if I don't have a healer, I am scared to fight moss snakes'
Pusinbutes tells the guild, 'So you are skeered'
Drevis tells the guild, 'I can take dps, I can't dish it =)'
Pusinbutes tells the guild, 'So you’re skeered'
Drevis tells the guild, 'Nah, not skeered, just ready to accept my fate’
Drevis tells the guild, 'Everyone wants to attack the warrior, everyone wants to show up the warrior, but WHEN it comes to killing big mobs, who do they call?'
Pusinbutes tells the guild, 'Me'
Demsey tells the guild, 'Butes?'
Drevis tells the guild, 'Dang sure ain’t no sk, ranger or paladin'
Berin tells the guild, 'I will have you to know I have been the MT before.'
Drevis tells the guild, '"There is a big nasty monster that hits hard so lets get Drevis" they say, "We need someone who can take massive amounts of damage" they say, THEN when it comes to a friendly little stroll into the arena all I frigging hear is "KILL THE BLOODY WARRIOR!"'
Hann tells the guild, 'When did he turn into a cry baby?’
Pusinbutes tells the guild, 'Berin.....Demsey has MT before.....just not for long'
Drevis tells the guild, 'Butes, I will ask you to do me a favor though, just make sure you get the killing shot on me instead of Hann'
Berin tells the guild, 'hahahaha'
Hann tells the guild, 'See how anti-troll you guys are?!'
Pusinbutes tells the guild, 'I think it has something to do with the butt crack Hann'
~ We're just anti-troll butt crack.

Drevis tells the guild, 'I don't say anything funny for the superthingy anymore, I refuse.'
~ That's only 'cause you can't spell it.

Drevis tells the group, 'you thillly goothies, my pants are champaign'
~ Champaign = pink.

Radjan tells the group, 'ZONE'
Radjan shouts, 'TRAIN TO ZONE'
LOADING, PLEASE WAIT...
You have entered Qinimi, Court of Nihilia.
Hann tells the group, 'Well that was fun'
Pusinbutes tells the group, 'hehe'
Berin tells the group, 'yep'
Radjan tells the group, 'Heehee. Aye. At least we can say we've been there. =)'
Pusinbutes tells the group, 'and now we know what to expect'
Hann tells the group, 'Think we need better gear before we try that place again'
Pusinbutes tells the group, 'we just need a 65 tank'
Pusinbutes tells the group, 'no offence to Berin intended, but that would help....plus instead of Pally hp buffs, Virtue would be nice'
Arbor tells the group, 'And a 65 cleric to do heals.'
Arbor tells the group, 'And a 65 ranger to do damage'
Berin tells the group, 'hehehe'
Pusinbutes tells the group, 'and a couple of nukers to make the fight quicker....'
Pusinbutes tells the group, 'and a partridge in a pear tree....just for show'
~ Ferubi 101 class notes.

Sahura tells the guild, 'me and my roomate got a hot date later'
Sahura tells the guild, 'its his turn to draw the boobs on his back'
~ The New Guy cameos.

Strumm tells pof:1, 'The last place I saw that many steps was in the Empire State building.'
Shaylia tells the guild, '*scribbles in notebook* perform bard sacrifice - check'
Radjan tells the guild, '*superfluous*'
Shaylia tells the guild, 'you know if you're not careful, you're gonna fill up your hard drive with superfluii by time the website's updated ;)
~ Har har

Arbor has gone Linkdead.
Arbor has left the group.
Berin tells the group, 'Arbor wait that is my job'
~ Lately it's been everyone's job.

Demsey says, 'hey here is an idea for a practical joke, just as they get back with the named they see us port out? '
Radjan says, 'Except Arbor saw that through Huddar's eyes. ;)'
Shaylia says, 'that would require him to read Huddar's screen'
Radjan says, 'True'
Torq counts on his finger the number of Evacers.
Shaylia says, 'and we know that's not happening'
Demsey says, 'aye he is busy steppin and fetchin as Arbor'
Radjan can gate.
Pusinbutes says, 'so Shay, your saying Huddar is a Shaman version of Gwyddon?'
Shaylia says, 'I wouldn't insult Huddar like that'
Shaylia says, 'I like Huddar'
Demsey says, 'funny he dont look like an Erudite'
Shaylia says, 'see the difference between the two is Huddar actually knows what he's doing'
Pusinbutes tells the raid, 'but he leaches experience like one :)'
Demsey says, 'but i will admit sometimes its almost like... he isn't there'
Shaylia says, 'I'd also like to make it known that I don't hate Gwyddon because he's black. I hate him cause he's a dumbass.
~ So much H8.

Reynic tells the raid, 'I'm training my dog to be a cleric - that no thumb thing's slowing him down tho ="'
Pusinbutes tells the raid, 'dogs would be better at playing warriors....they can use their tails to mash the 3/4 buttons'
Demsey tells the raid, 'does he paws before casting?'
~ BOOOOOOO.

Layren tells pof:1, 'I said we would talk about taht later'
Strumm tells pof:1, ''taht'? Sounds like she has something in her mouth.'
Layren tells pof:1, 'If one misspelled word is me having something in my mouth... then what is your excuse , Prancy Bard boy?'
~ Strumm's done pissed off the warrior.

Pusinbutes tells the raid, 'dont make us get angry, you wouldnt like us if we got angry'
Demsey tells the raid, 'you had a headache'
Pusinbutes tells the raid, 'but I got some nookie so it went away'
~ Whoa.

Radjan tells the raid, 'Torq, if you're on TS and talking, we're not hearing you.'
Torq tells the raid, 'I'm not talking. I can hear you'
Pusinbutes tells the raid, 'but we can't hear you'
Torq tells the raid, 'haven't said anything'
Pusinbutes tells the raid, 'but how can we know if you can hear us if we cant hear you?'
Pusinbutes tells the raid, 'because if you can hear us you would say something to let us know we hear you, but then we wouldn't have to worry about you not hearing us'
Torq tells the raid, 'I'm an officer, you have to take my word'
~ We still can't hear you...

Blitzfeld tells pof:1, 'pfft...I will share your pain soon. have to get some of the ex-Defenders flagged for Tactics now too'
Radjan tells pof:1, 'Muahahahaha'
Pusinbutes tells pof:1, 'basically instead of unsticking mobs, Strumm is gettting more stuck'
Reynic tells pof:1, 'don't think about taking my camp beyotch'
Blitzfeld tells pof:1, 'consider yourself KS'ed'
Layren tells pof:1, 'consider yourself taken out!'
Reynic tells pof:1, 'I could very easily destroy you all'
Blitzfeld tells pof:1, 'bring the noise'
~ Sounds like a triple-dog dare to me!

Whom says out of character, 'camp check'
Radjan says out of character, 'Diakus'
Xelgar says out of character, 'Forest frogs'
Hilamin says out of character, 'camp check plz'
Radjan says out of character, 'Diakus'
Xelgar says out of character, 'Forest frogs'
Radjan tells Xelgar, 'We're sounding like broken records. ;)'
Xelgar tells Radjan, 'yep'
~ I need to make a hotkey for that one.

Demsey tells the raid, 'Dear Diary, I think I pissed off the guild again, I hope they don't try to kill me again like last time here'

Demsey writes, 'Dear Diary, Something amazing happened today. Our tank managed to keep me from taking damage, with the help of a pet.'

Demsey writes, 'Dear Diary, I found a new friend today.'

Demsey writes, 'Dear Diary, Torq suxxors.'
~ Excerpts from "It's an Enchanter's Life."

Shaylia tells the group, 'You know what sucks? When you type something funny, and you're about to hit enter, and someone trumps the hell out of your joke - all you can do is shake your head, delete, and wait for another window'
~ From "Shaylia's Pearls of Wisdom" now available in paperback.

Hann tells the guild, 'Less talkie more runnie'
Berin tells the guild, 'Bossy troll'
Hann tells the guild, 'Sorry, it's that time of the month'
Hann tells the guild, 'I'm all bloated and pissy'
~ I blame the pickled herring and cabbage.

Feyddhammer tells pof:1, 'I tell you, there is nothing better than logging on after a rough day and getting *SLURPED*'
~ So glad I could help. :)

Pusinbutes tells the guild, 'So you really want one of these Strumm?'
Shaylia tells the guild, 'Feathered Cloak of the Lost'
Pusinbutes tells the guild, 'Feathered Cloak of the Lost'
Kortee tells the guild, 'Feathered Cloak of the Lost'
Radjan tells the guild, 'Feathered Cloak of the Lost'
Shaylia tells the guild, 'goooooooooooal~'
Pusinbutes tells the guild, 'Was nice having you as a guildmate Strumm....have fun in Uber guild 01'
Kortee tells the guild, 'Feathered Cloak of the Lost Hey Strumm, happy B-day!'
Bigguel tells the guild, 'where do you get one of those?'
Kortee tells the guild, 'Feathered Cloak of the Lost This one? In Droga'
Radjan tells the guild, 'Strumm's lost on every roll, so far. So we're rubbing it in.'
Kortee tells the guild, 'We're hoping to get him one tonight, would be sweet unless he loses the roll to Layren lol'
Pusinbutes tells the guild, '*holds his finger in the shape of an L* Cause he is a looooooserrr'
Radjan hugs her bard.
Layren tells the guild, 'I don't have one, Kortee, but I do have my lucky dice with me'
Radjan tells the guild, 'Feathered Cloak of the Lost'
Kortee tells the guild, 'Feathered Cloak of the Lost'
~ So, what's that cloak again?

Strumm tells the guild, 'I will never get one. It is a conspiracy.'
Layren tells the guild, 'Alright who told?'
Shaylia tells the guild, 'Feathered Cloak of the Lostgate'
Strumm tells the guild, 'No really. I'm laughing on the *inside*'
Pusinbutes tells the guild, 'Just not inside a Feathered Cloak of the Lost'
~ And it drops where?

Shaylia tells the guild, '*graveyard Strumm*'
Berin tells the guild, 'Does that mean he does not get the Feather thing?'
Strumm tells the guild, 'You are killing me, Berin! =P'
Pusinbutes tells the guild, 'So did the last mob you pulled'
~ Off of what mob?

Blitzfeld tells pof:1, 'OMG, they are in Droga!!! And they were making fun of me!'
Shaylia tells pof:1, 'Only cause we can't camp in Hate cause some lewser guild's always up there'
~ Oh, you mean in Droga?

Layren tells the raid, 'Is this guy wearing pink bangles?'
Fitzwillow tells the raid, 'Who says it's a guy?'
Tarf tells the raid, 'Queer Sarnak for the Straight Sarnaks'
~ NBC's replacement for "Friends."

Radjan tells the guild, 'Strumm got Quillmane once just roaming around... killed him and looted the cape. Then multi-quested the cape to some mage for his epic. Forget who it was, though. Don't see her around much.'
Shaylia tells the guild, 'I think she ebay'd'
Radjan tells the guild, 'Prolly'
~ Reynic who?

Pusinbutes tells the guild, 'so we have a necro that can summon corpses in the guild?'
~ He asked for no particular reason...

Drevis kisses all the ladies here for good luck.
Layren smacks Drevis.
Strumm waits for his kiss.
Layren then wipes her mouth off.
Radjan hands Drevis a breath mint.
Strumm says, 'No playing favorites, Drevis!'
Drevis slaps the biggest wettest nastiest greatest kiss that Strumm has ever known on Strumm.
Strumm says, 'WOOHOO!'
Layren puts on chapstick then hands it to Drevis.
Drevis knows that Strumm will now throw rocks at women after getting a smoocher like that.
Radjan hurls.
Drevis knows he is the best at good kissing.
Strumm tells the group, 'I think that kiss turned me gay.'
~ Ewww... who knows where that mouth's been?!

Pusinbutes tells the guild, 'you have become better at decerning Blitzfeld (21)'
Reynic tells the guild, 'you have become better at pointing out Butes's misspelling (35)'
Pusinbutes tells the guild, '/petitan Radjan for traneing....correct that mr. Webster!'
~ Or try www.dictionary.com.

Littleknight shouts, 'message me if you know how to make cool potions :) i have a question'
Fenugreek tells Littleknight, 'What kinds of potions?'
Littleknight tells you, 'ant'
Littleknight tells you, 'shrink'
Fenugreek tells Littleknight, 'What's your question? =)'
Littleknight tells you, 'what lvl does ur skill have to be in order to get to make ant shrink potions'
Fenugreek tells Littleknight, 'Ant's Potions triv at 70.'
Fenugreek tells Littleknight, 'But you can try them anytime. Your success rate just won't be as good.'
Littleknight tells you, 'aww lol how long will it take to get to lvl 70 triv ? i wanna start a shammy for potions'
Fenugreek tells Littleknight, 'It's level-based. You can't even begin to start making potions until level 25.'
Littleknight tells you, 'really ? shit'
Fenugreek tells Littleknight, 'You have to earn a level for every 5 points more you want to put into alchemy.'
Littleknight tells you, 'i can practice tho . and get better at alchemy by experimenting'
Fenugreek tells Littleknight, 'Not until you're 25. Then you can put a point into it with your trainer.'
Fenugreek tells Littleknight, 'It's like duel-wield. You can't "practice" at it until you're high enough.'
Littleknight tells you, 'shit lol i forgot muahahah'
Littleknight tells you, 'i shud know this i play a 51 ranger. jeez. im not into this shammy crap'
Fenugreek tells Littleknight, 'My shaman is 65 and is 200 in alchemy. I love to play her and being an alchemist seems to help the community. I do a brisk business here at Fenugreek's Potion Emporium.'
Littleknight tells you, 'ill buy 10 ant potions frum u for 100 platy'
Fenugreek tells Littleknight, 'My 10-dose Ant's Potions sell for 175pp and I'm sold out at the moment. Sorry.'
~ Nobody says, 'shammy crap' to me! No potions for you!

Blitzfeld tells the raid, 'Any interest in - Etched Zraxthril Bracer'
Blitzfeld tells the raid, 'If so, please link current slot'
Fitzwillow tells the raid, 'I am interested in bracer'
Blitzfeld tells the raid, 'i am Rock-Molded Wristguard / Bracer of Benevolence'
Fitzwillow tells the raid, 'Bracer of the Myrmidon x2'
Layren tells the raid, 'I am interested in bracer Bracer of the Myrmidon x2'
Strumm tells the raid, 'Infernal Opal Bracelet - Bracelet of Beauty'
Bostica tells the raid, 'wow I have never seen so many bad bracers in one room'
~ Yes, but where was Torq with all this linking going on...?

Trux tells the raid, 'Treana LD'
Tarf tells the raid, 'Treana's last words in group ....'
Tarf tells the raid, 'Screw you all, I am going to a URON raid'
Tarf tells the raid, 'I find it shocking really'
Tarf tells the raid, 'Not just the language, but the spirit in which it was delivered'
~ We're all shocked.

Tarf tells the raid, 'you know, if you take the word superfluous, and look at it hard enough, you will see the word slurp in there, I am sure of it'
Radjan tells the raid, 'And you thought that was coincidence...'
~ Slurps are inevitable.

Radjan tells the guild, 'I want to use my knowledge for evil.'
Shaylia tells the guild, 'I want to use my knowledge to attack the darkness'
Pusinbutes tells the guild, 'I want to rule the world!'
Drevis tells the guild, 'evil or good, knowledge is power'
Shaylia tells the guild, 'but where will we get all the rubber bands?'
~ Yeah, Brain, what about that?

Radjan tells the group, 'If one falls in the water, where does one go to get out?'
Draleon tells the group, 'One better not fall in'
~ One better have her swimming at 200.

Petunya tells the group, 'Strumm?'
Strumm tells the group, 'Yes?'
Petunya tells the group, 'DOH'
Strumm tells the group, 'I'm the water elemental. ;)'
Petunya tells the group, 'Thought you were Reynic's pet'
Reynic tells the group, 'he is )'
~ I think Reynic's pet took offense to that...

Sarmtex says, 'you are a mighty wizard ... yes?'
Gwyddon says, 'Well, I am *a* wizard, yes.'
~ Even after all that butt-kissing, the guy wanted KEI.

Pusinbutes tells the guild, 'Anyone that can take more hits than Demsey.... wait that would be everyone but Torq :)'

Pusinbutes tells the group, 'I can ID Reynic logging on to TS by the "fart" sound his mic makes'

Pusinbutes tells the group, 'turn to page 250 on the script Torq'
~ He's here all week, folks...

Hann tells the guild, 'My hammer wont proc'
Torq tells the guild, 'have you tried Viagra?'
Hann tells the guild, 'Does it help?'
Torq tells the guild, 'You betcha! Now my hammer procs even when I dont want it to'
Pusinbutes tells the guild, 'Torq got one from the script finally'
~ That means someone taught him how to read...

Pusinbutes tells pof:1, 'I am gonna quit my job and become a movie star'
Radjan tells pof:1, 'Oh, I thought you said porno star.'
Demsey tells the group, 'I want to quit my job too and... oh wait too late'
Strumm tells pof:1, 'His name will be Pussandboobs'
~ *cue cheesy porn music*

Hann tells the guild, 'my ex girlfriend used to do that to me with the cold hands so I would eat pickled herring and cabbage and fart in the bed then cover her head and ask if it stinks'
~ Do people really eat pickled herring?!

Gwyddon tells the guild, '<--- 60. Thanks'
Gwyddon tells the guild, '<--- 60. Thanks'
Reynic tells the guild, 'someone's got a big head about hitting 60 huh'
Pusinbutes tells the guild, 'yeah Torq we saw :)'
Radjan tells the guild, 'He's got a big head about everything. He's got a big head!'
Gwyddon tells the guild, 'Sorry.....sorry. I was just saying the last thing, which I thought was /fo'
Reynic tells the guild, 'see, that's why it's funny!'
Reynic tells the guild, 'cause his head is big anyways!'
Radjan tells the guild, 'Yea... cause he's an Erudite... and their heads are all big.'
Reynic tells the guild, 'I mean, he's got a big head about eating frozen waffles'
Radjan tells the guild, 'Right. 'Cause he's always got a big head.'
Reynic tells the guild, 'right. cause he's an Erudite'
Radjan tells the guild, 'Right.'
Reynic tells the guild, 'that's why it's funny'
~ Because he's got a big head...

Drevis tells pof:1, '( . Y . )'
Blitzfeld tells pof:1, 'whoooa'
Drevis tells pof:1, 'that was for you Blitz, I figured you needed some eye candy'
Pusinbutes tells pof:1, 'all of a sudden I feel the urge to stare at the front of Radjan now'
~ !

Drevis tells the raid, 'My fellow raiders. Tonight is a night where we are coming together to hopefully slaughter a few things without getting skulls split in two. Tonights deaths, the many of them that will be, will not happen in vain, but will help to strengthen the bond between our two guilds. So, please remember tonight as the sinister icy black hand of death closes around your throat and causes you to take your last gasping breath, that we are doing this in the spirit of brotherhood.'
~ Brotherhood shmotherhood... I call the loot.

Baylen tells the guild, 'At first I was afraid....I was petrified'
Baylen tells the guild, 'I kept thinkg...I could never live without you by my side....'
Pusinbutes tells the guild, 'but you would survive?'
Baylen tells the guild, 'But then I spent so many nights.....'
Baylen tells the guild, 'Thinking how they did me wrong.... and I grew strong... and I learned how to get along!'
~ Karaoke Night in Powers of Fate!

Shaylia tells the guild, 'I hope you're all happy, you got my mind going about 7 different ways tonight'
Shaylia tells the guild, 'and amazingly enough only 3 of them are sexual ="'
~ Amazingly.

Shaylia tells the guild, 'btw, this is the night where we all talk in guild chat instead of TeamSpeak so Radjan has 2 months worth of Superfluous material'
~ Or just one week...

Baylen tells the guild, 'Party on Wayne'
~ Party on Torq.

Shaylia tells the guild, 'Pearl of Wisdom #1 - if you ever drop your keys in a river of molten lava, forget it man, they're gone'
Radjan tells the guild, 'Important Safety Tip. Thanks, Egon.'
~ Or just put one of those little bobbers on them so they float to the surface.

Reynic tells the raid, 'May be a good idea to save karaoke night for a night where we don't have 12 people on TeamSpeak )'
~ Darn. And it was "Showtunes Night."

Pyotrvaenus has been slain by a goblin dust hoodlum.
Berin tells the guild, 'How come this little guy is necked??'
Pusinbutes tells the guild, 'he just came out of the red light district'
Strumm tells the guild, 'Because Layren doesn't believe in Pacify. =P'
~ "Naked" = no clothes. "Necked" = no clothes and up to something.

Ysuren tells you, '*bite*'
Radjan tells Ysuren, 'EEK!'
Ysuren tells you, 'a certain shadowknight asked me to pass that on. Certainly a strange way of greeting people if you ask me'
Radjan tells Ysuren, 'WHO might this shadowknight be?'
Ysuren tells you, 'dreadlord DthBlayde I believe is his title'
Radjan tells Ysuren, 'AH yes.'
Radjan tells Ysuren, 'Pass along to him... *SLURP!*'
Ysuren tells you, 'I never much cared for their type myself... far too haughty for their own- aaahkccpphth!!'
Ysuren tells you, 'My lady will understand if I keep my tongue far away from him *smiles*'
Radjan tells Ysuren, 'Aye, I understand. Nevertheless, his bite is to my slurp, so he must be repaid in kind.'
Ysuren tells you, 'I understand'
~ That, my friends, is a Slurp by Proxy™

Baylen tells the raid, 'Heh I need someone to let me out :p'
Layren tells the group, 'Acutally stay there Baylen'
Radjan tells the raid, 'Heehee'
Reynic tells the raid, 'BAD Baylen'
Reynic says, 'So...what're you in for?'
Pusinbutes tells the raid, 'So Baylen....how much money you got? :)'
Radjan hands Baylen a metal cup.
Layren tells the guild, 'Baylen you rob something?'
Strumm tells the raid, 'The hazing begins!'
Baylen tells the raid, 'Dude...I'm a ranger....I'm broke'
Pusinbutes tells the raid, 'That sucks for you bro :)'
Radjan says, 'No bodeee knows... da twouble I seen!'
Layren tells the raid, 'Welcome to PoF :)'
~ No bodeee knows... da sowwow...

Reynic tells the raid, 'You two roll 200 on the Spiked Knuckles of Brawling if it's an upgrade'
**A Magic Die is rolled by Hann.
**It could have been any number from 0 to 200, but this time it turned up a 146.
**A Magic Die is rolled by Pusinbutes.
**It could have been any number from 0 to 200, but this time it turned up a 98.
Pusinbutes tells the raid, 'Grats hann'
Strumm tells the guild, 'Congrats, Hann!'
Radjan tells the raid, 'Congratulations, Hann!'
Reynic tells the raid, 'Yay Hann )'
Baylen tells the raid, 'Congrats!!!!'
Layren tells the raid, 'Grats Hann'
Torq tells the raid, 'WTG Hann'
Hann tells the guild, 'Can I start linking that like Torq does his BP?'
~ Torq's pwned.

Hann tells the group, 'Oh yeah this is the gimp group we have the ranger'
Baylen tells the group, 'lol'
Baylen tells the group, 'Er, wait a minute...'
~ Gimp groups rule!

Shaylia tells the group, 'He's just trying to oppress the Cleric-In-A-Box (TM)'
~ Pop! Goes the cleric!

Drevis tells the guild, 'WAIT!!! DONT LET BERIN IN!!!!!'
Berin tells the guild, 'Thank you all for having me'
Drevis tells the guild, 'I mean, hey there'
~ Powers of Fate fires it's Welcoming Committee Chairman.

Radjan tells the guild, 'Please stay close for a photo, please, Berin.'
Demsey tells the guild, 'welcome Berin~'
Drevis tells the guild, '*sigh* welcome to the guild I guess Berin =)'
Radjan tells the guild, 'Do you want your helm on or off, hon?'
Radjan tells the guild, 'Say "CHEESE!"'
Radjan tells the guild, 'Okay, now play dead so I can get a graveyard shot. ;)'
Berin tells the guild, 'how do you play dead?'
Radjan tells the guild, '/duel Radjan. ;)'
Berin has challenged you to duel to the death!
Radjan tells the guild, 'ACK! He's going to duel me!'
Radjan tells the guild, 'I was teasing!'
Radjan tells the guild, 'MERCY!'
Drevis tells the guild, 'hahahahahahaha'
Radjan tells the guild, 'MERCY!'
Radjan tells the guild, 'He must really want a graveyard photo!'
Radjan hugs Berin.
Radjan has accepted Berin's challenge to duel to the death!
Radjan tells the guild, 'Okay, Berin... this may take awhile... *poke* *poke*'
Auto attack is on.
Radjan tells the guild, 'Rats. You can't duel in PoK.'
Berin tells the guild, 'hahahaha'
Radjan tells the guild, 'I'm saved! Er... I mean... lucky for you, Berin!'
Pusinbutes tells the guild, 'hehe'
Radjan tells the guild, 'Do you have any alternates to guild, Berin?'
Berin tells the guild, 'yes i have a couple'
Radjan tells the guild, 'You can invite them all, just the ones over 30 get pictures taken.'
Berin tells the guild, 'if you have time i will get them'
Radjan tells the guild, 'Sure!'
Radjan has defeated Berin in a duel to the death! Berin has fled like a cowardly dog!
Radjan tells the guild, 'WOOHOO! I won the duel!'
Drevis tells the guild, 'hahahahahaha'
Radjan tells the guild, 'Sucker.'
Drevis tells the guild, '*superfluous*?'
Radjan tells the guild, '*superfluous*'
~ I've won more duels this way... ;)

Drevis tells the group, 'Drevis knows how close he is'
Drevis tells the group, 'Drevis isn't going to tell'
Pusinbutes tells the group, 'not even if Radjan gives you some free shammy lovin?'
Drevis tells the group, 'Drev's feelings was hurt and I am just pissy'
Pusinbutes tells the group, 'OMG who let Elmo in the group?'
~ I wouldn't advise tickling Drevis, though. It makes him pee.

Radjan tells the guild, 'Canduin, can you please bring Canduin tomorrow night? We need a healer. =) If not, we'll make due with druid healing. ;)'
Shaylia tells the guild, 'WELL if you CHEKCED the message board, you'd see he already signed up =P'
Shaylia tells the guild, 'but don't let me speak for him ;)'
Pusinbutes tells the guild, 'ROFL'
Radjan tells the guild, 'I KNOW. He said he'd bring EITHER Canduin OR Ghomese.'
Radjan tells the guild, 'Bitch'
Shaylia tells the guild, 'Hoe'
Pusinbutes tells the guild, '*gasp*'
Radjan tells the guild, 'So I thought I'd ASK which he'd PREFER'
Pusinbutes tells the guild, 'shovel....no wait wrong argument'
Shaylia tells the guild, 'if you MUST put this on the WEBSITE make sure you FIX my SPELLING of CHECKED =)'
Radjan tells the guild, 'Don't WORRY. I WILL.'
Shaylia tells the guild, 'oK'
Pusinbutes tells the guild, 'WhY aRe YoU yElLiNg?'
Radjan tells the guild, '*points at Shaylia* SHE started it.'
Shaylia tells the guild, 'I hope you blew out your vocal chords yelling that way Butes =P'
Pusinbutes tells the guild, 'bitch!'
Shaylia tells the guild, 'hoe!'
Radjan tells the guild, 'shovel!'
Pusinbutes tells the guild, 'rake!'
Shaylia tells the guild, 'pitchfork!'
Radjan tells the guild, 'Fork you!'
Pusinbutes tells the guild, 'rototiller!'
Shaylia tells the guild, 'DR chipper mower!'
Radjan tells the guild, 'Leafblower!'
Pusinbutes tells the guild, 'hey now...no need to be calling anyone a druid'
~ Taking insults to a whole new level.

Torq tells the raid, 'If you look closely, you can see BOTH my blood stains from previous attempts'
~ Well, ONE is blood... I think the other one's something else.

Strumm tells the raid, 'The bed was a problem for us last time. Need to pull him initially into the center of the room'
Layren tells the raid, 'Last time, we tried rushing it and I couldn't get on bed so let's pull more toward the middle ok
Layren tells the raid, 'What Strumm said'
~ Strumm finally wins a typing duel.

Radjan says, 'Hail, Hreidar Lynhillig'
Layren says, 'Sir, please gimme your phat lewt.'
Calista says, 'And if it's not too much trouble we have a list of what we want'
~ Perhaps if we just *asked*, we could avoid this whole "blood, gore, and death" thing.

Layren tells the group, 'It just wanted to know your secret, Calista, of how you can't be cold when wearing next to nothing...'
Radjan tells the group, 'Booze.'
Calista tells the group, 'heh'
Radjan tells the group, 'Oh, wait. That's my secret.'
~ *hic*

Drevis says, 'My fellow guildies and guests. The foe we are about to face is a tough one. I am sure that many of you will die a horrible, painful death for nothing. Let not this bother you, let not the fact that after this is over, that most of you will be forgotten in the songs of bards in the ages to come, let the thought that we are going to kill a nasty vampire that stinks, fill you with pride and at least hope.'
~ From Drevis' new book, "Inspirational Words to Die By."

Strumm says, 'So Drevis, is that mauve or fuchsia?'
Pusinbutes says, 'Call it what it is...its just pink'
Drevis says, 'Listen here fuzzy… don't make me go postal'
Pusinbutes hacks up a hairball on Drevis's new armor.
Strumm says, 'Oooo. Mail this for me would you, Pinky?'
~ It looks mauve to me.

Radjan tells pof:1, '"AssTon" is an official PoF word, btw.'
Radjan tells the raid, '"Asswhooptivity" is also an official word of PoF.'
Radjan tells the guild, '"Dungeoneering" is an official word of PoF, btw.'
~ As in, "Nathyn has an AssTon of hitpoints."

Khakis tells the guild, 'HEY! I forgot, I have lull'
Layren tells the guild, 'Oh!'
Khakis tells the guild, 'Yeah, I could have not pulled those 8 that killed her.
Khakis tells the guild, 'Let's keep that bit of info between us though =)'
~ Drevis gets to sleep on the couch again!

Raria tells the guild, 'Lockjaw Hide Vest'
Khakis tells the guild, 'Yeah, Berin hooked her up with it'
Radjan tells the guild, 'WOOT!'
Khakis tells the guild, 'He felt the gear I gave her wasn't good enough =)'
Khakis tells the guild, 'I tried to explain that patchwork is uber'
Khakis tells the guild, 'She didn't talk to me for three days when she found out it wasn't'
~ Wait... patchwork isn't uber?!

Layren tells the guild, 'Oooo Shay taking Drevis's place'
Khakis tells the guild, 'What's Shay doing?'
Shaylia tells the guild, 'Being uber'
Shaylia tells the guild, 'Fear it'
Radjan tells the guild, 'Healing me when I Can with her clicky pants.'
Khakis tells the guild, 'Hehehehehe *insert naughty comment here*'
Shaylia tells the guild, 'Face it baby, the guild favorite train has passed you by'
Khakis tells the guild, 'Never will'
Shaylia tells the guild, 'Look! That's me waving at you as we roll away'
Khakis tells the guild, 'You stand back and heal from a distance, I get up close and personal'
Shaylia tells the guild, 'I can't hear you from up here in the guild favorite cabin'
Radjan tells the guild, 'That's true. He *does* bow before me. ;)'
Shaylia tells the guild, 'Yeah, but while he has to use the gestures of the dirty humans, I bestow Tunare's loving grace upon you to show my appreciation'
Khakis tells the guild, 'You're just a passing fling, '
Shaylia tells the guild, 'Plus I'm cuter'
Khakis tells the guild, 'Who cares about grace, dirty is fun'
Radjan tells the guild, 'Hmmm....'
Khakis tells the guild, 'Probably not to a chick'
Shaylia tells the guild, 'Maybe for the commoners'
Radjan tells the guild, 'Now... now... let's not get hasty...'
~ The Benefits of Canning 101

Khakis tells the guild, 'I can see why you are asking her that, she is good at it'
Pusinbutes tells the guild, 'lol'
Torq tells the guild, 'you got something on your nose Drev'
Khakis tells the guild, 'a booger?'
Layren tells the guild, 'looks a bit like bullsh*t....'
~ Drevis - King of the Brown Noser

Grokgok tells the guild, 'DING!'
Layren tells the guild, 'Grats!'
Pusinbutes tells the guild, 'Gocnrats'
Grokgok tells the guild, 'You making a pass at me?'
Strumm tells the guild, 'Congrats, Grok'
Radjan tells the guild, 'Woohooo! And Gocnrats from me, too!'
Layren tells the guild, 'And there is just one more new thing about Butes once again'
Pusinbutes tells the guild, 'Nope....got a female BL Vah Shir in the guild now...gonna go after her :)'
Torq tells the guild, 'Wooo who's selling gocnrats?'
Grokgok tells the guild, 'Hahahahahaha'
Shaylia tells the guild, 'If the Gocnrats really work I'll order a dozen!'
~ I think I need Gocnrats for alchemy...

Torq tells the group, 'I'm da zone!'
Zyrus tells the group, 'Will grab you momentarily.'
Torq tells the group, 'promises, promises'
Zyrus tells the group, 'Go-Go-Gadget Torq!'
Zyrus begins to cast a spell.
Torq tells the group, 'Bzzzzzt'
Torq vanishes.
Zyrus says, 'Sit. Stay. Good warrior.'
Zyrus tells the group, 'Ok, safe to start grabbing?
Shaylia tells the group, 'yes'
Zyrus begins to cast a spell.
Zyrus tells the group, 'Casting CotH on Shaylia. Somewhere, an oyster is crying.'
Zyrus begins to cast a spell.
Zyrus tells the group, 'I cast Call of the Hero, and all I got was this lousy Demsey.'
Torq tells the group, 'Damn Zyrus... don't make us THINK this hard on vacation'
Zyrus begins to cast a spell.
Zyrus tells the group, 'Error 401, the humorous macro Arbor has requested is not available.'
Zyrus tells the group, 'Please check your spelling and try again.'
~ Zyrus wins 1st Place in the "Best Macros in EverQuest" award three years in a row!

Reynic tells the guild, 'So I expect a dungeon will be waiting for me when I get out of this group *wink* *nudge*'
Erilous tells the guild, 'I would, but going Christmas shopping with my mom. Like I told Butes, a mom should know what a woman wants for Christmas.'
Reynic tells the guild, 'Buy her a vacuum cleaner, chicks like vacuum cleaners'
Erilous tells the guild, 'Cool'
~ A vacuum cleaner for Christmas would suck.

Torq says, 'My, what a large hunk of a lady'
Torq waves at Whoosya.
Whoosya beams a smile at Torq.
Demsey says, 'I think it was something you said Torq'
Torq says, 'What's your sign, sugar?'
Whoosya blushes at Torq.
Pusinbutes tells the group, 'OMG'
Torq says, 'That red outfit makes me hot!'
Gwyddon tells the group, 'Hey Torq, link your BP for her. '
Torq says, 'Be careful, m'lady'
Hann tells the group, 'Too bad that is 40 year old man'
~ The Grand Inquisitor demands more paramours!

Pusinbutes tells the guild, '*whispers to Radjan's daughter*... I'll give you a dollar if you distract your mother and then cast grow on me'
~ Someone doesn't like being shrunk, I reckon.

Blitzfeld tells pof:1, 'Evening PoF Daddies'
Radjan tells pof:1, 'And mommies!'
Strumm tells pof:1, 'Hey, what up, B?'
Blitzfeld tells pof:1, 'just keeping it real, Slim S'
Radjan tells pof:1, '*giggles*'
Blitzfeld tells pof:1, 'I'm talking like a B Boy for the entire night...fo shizzle'
Radjan tells pof:1, 'Oh.... goody.'
Blitzfeld tells pof:1, 'bah, who am I kidding...I'll want to kick my own ass after awhile'
~ Cool. Can we watch?

LOADING, PLEASE WAIT...
Radjan has entered The Plane of Justice.
Pusinbutes hugs Radjan.
Pusinbutes tells the group, 'Hey there :)'
Radjan tells the group, 'Heehee. Okay, let's see if I remember. ;) You have feign death up, right?'
Pusinbutes tells the group, 'feign death?'
Radjan tells the group, 'I'm sorry, I meant Gate.'
Pusinbutes tells the group, 'I don't have gate'
Radjan tells the group, 'Succor?'
Radjan tells the group, 'You're a beastlord, right?'
Pusinbutes tells the group, 'I'm a beastlord hun...not a druid'
Radjan tells the group, 'You can xloc out?'
Radjan tells the group, 'HAHAHAHAHahahahahahaha'
Radjan tells the group, 'I'm just messing with you.'
Radjan tells the group, 'Got mapping up?'
Pusinbutes tells the group, 'I'm like....what is she talking about'
Radjan tells the group, 'Oops. Not it.'
Radjan tells the group, '*thinks*'
Pusinbutes tells the group, 'hehe'
Radjan tells the group, 'Heehee This is it.'
LOADING, PLEASE WAIT...
You have entered The Plane of Tranquility.
Radjan tells the group, 'TA DAH!'
Pusinbutes tells the group, 'what is it?'
Pusinbutes tells the group, 'I lost you at that group of people'
Radjan tells the group, 'Click the door around the corner to them.'
Radjan tells the group, 'Down the long-ish hallway.'
Radjan says, 'Hail, Pusinbutes'
Pusinbutes tells the group, 'ahh, okies'
Radjan tells the group, 'WOOHOO!'
You were hit by non-melee for 145 damage.
YOU were injured by falling.
Pusinbutes tells the group, 'Thanks much for the tour :)'
Radjan tells the group, 'Woohoo! Got a point in safefall for that one!'
Radjan tells the group, 'You're welcome! I'm off to make potions. =)'
Pusinbutes tells the group, 'you get points for safefall?'
~ What can I say? I was in a rare mood.

Layren tells the guild, 'ping!'
Pusinbutes tells the guild, 'PING'
Drevis tells the guild, 'PING'
Strumm tells the guild, 'PING!'
Shaylia tells the guild, 'p i n g 1'
Radjan tells the guild, 'PING!'
~ We rocked the Trial of Execution!

Radjan tells the guild, 'Congratulations, Drevis. I'm updating the website (YES WE HAVE A WEBSITE) and you've taken the lead in the Graveyard. =)'
Drevis tells the guild, 'WOOT!!!!!!!'
Drevis tells the guild, 'er... I mean...'
Drevis tells the guild, 'I have met and exceeded Demsey's standards.'
~ Demsey is so proud.

Qyjari jumps around Torq.
Qyjari says, 'Look at me! I'm a monkey! Wooo Ooo Ooo Ooo!'
Gwyddon says, '*superfluous*'
~ Qyjari is *SO* embarrassed.

You have entered Miragul's Menagerie: Heart of the Menagerie.
Canduin tells the group, 'who is MT?'
Canduin tells the group, '50m'
Canduin has gone Linkdead.
Canduin tells the guild, 'Sorry....went LD'
Canduin tells the group, '25m....medding'
Canduin tells the group, '35m'
Canduin tells the group, '40m'
Canduin tells the group, '30m'
Canduin tells the group, '25m'
Canduin tells the group, 'Kathor, could you please assist with healing so that I may med, only at 35m'
Canduin tells the group, '50m'
Canduin tells the group, '15m'
Canduin tells the group, 'Med break'
Jorudan tells the group, 'the wonderful thing about LDoN's is NO med breaks. ;-)'
Canduin tells the group, 'ahhh....must have missed that part'
Canduin tells the group, '30m'
Canduin tells the group, '20m'
Canduin tells the group, '10m...pull at own risk'
Canduin tells the group, '15m'
Canduin tells the group, '30m'
Canduin tells the group, '15m pull at own risk'
Canduin tells the group, '30m'
Canduin tells the group, 'OOM'
You have successfully completed your adventure. You received 5 adventure points. You have 30 minutes to exit this zone
Enyari tells the group, 'woohoo'
Canduin tells the group, 'Now can I med?'
Enyari tells the group, 'lol'
Enyari tells the group, 'nevah!'
Wyllie tells the group, 'LMAO'
~ Mana is so overrated.

Khakis tells the guild, 'Switching over to the big guy'
Pusinbutes tells the guild, 'That would be.....?'
Khakis tells the guild, 'Drevis of course =)'
Pusinbutes tells the guild, 'Oh, I thought you meant a real tank'
~ Can you feel the lub?

Sharice tells the guild, 'My first port up group is Gwyddon - Qyjari - Radjan - Drevis - Demsey - Sharice'
Sharice tells the guild, 'You folks will hold the camp if anything wanders in'
Sharice tells the guild, 'The 2nd group up will be Gwyddon - Pusinbutes - Reynic - Pyotrblahblah - Strumm - Oxnn'
Sharice tells the guild, 'The 3rd group up will be Gwyddon - Torq - Shaylia - Hann - Cerci - Elff'
Sharice tells the guild, 'The 4th group up will be Gwyddon - Arbor - Layren - Erilous'
Sharice tells the guild, 'Camped secondaries will be Sharice, Reynic, Pyotrblahblah, Arbor, Layren and Erilous'
Drevis tells the guild, 'Hehehehe the way you spelled Pyo's name, is the same sound Butes makes when he is hacking up a hairball'
~ Stand back! He's working up a good one!

Sharice tells the guild, 'if you're going to Hate, I suggest you log on and hop over to Toxx quickly please. First group's porting up in 10 minutes'
Cerci tells the guild, 'Dem what are you studying ?'
Drevis tells the guild, 'porn'
Cerci tells the guild, 'figures'
Drevis tells the guild, '<(======= his professor'
Cerci bonks Drevis on the head!
Drevis kicks Butes in the jimmy.
Drevis says, 'Don't touch me cat, I will scream'
Pusinbutes kicks Drevis in the area his jimmy is supposed to be.
Demsey tells the guild, 'I'm reading 'Plane of Hate for Dummies''
Drevis is now useless for at least two days.
Pusinbutes says, 'You mean I actually hit them? Dang I got better aim than I thought'
Radjan tells the guild, '*superfluous*'
Drevis tells the guild, '<(======= is not going to say a single funny thing tonight'
Radjan tells the guild, 'Too late.'
Drevis tells the guild, '*sigh*'
Drevis tells the guild, 'Sharice, you want to say something inspirational? '
Drevis throws his hands in the air and runs around screaming like a little school girl.
Drevis says, 'We are all gonna die, we are all going to DIE!!!!!!!'
Sharice tells the guild, 'I'm too busy trying to track something down, feel free )'
Drevis tells the guild, 'muahahahaha, '
Drevis tells the guild, 'Hello, my name is Drevis and I a............um, wrong speech'
Drevis tells the guild, 'My fellow guildes, we are about to embark on a grand adventure, one that will not be easy and will tax your skills to no end. You will be cold, tired, hungry and sometimes even dead. Let not these worries bother you. We will face death many times and hardships often, but the benefits gained will be rewarding. If you will always remember that moss grows on the outside of trees then you will succeed in this mission. To all of you about to go up and face certain death by the sinister icy black hand of death, I salute you'
Gwyddon tells the guild, 'Woo Drevis!'
Qyjari tells the guild, '*swoons*'
Drevis tells the guild, 'Am I good or what, almost brought a tear to my eye'
~ I think we all cried.

Sanorma says, 'everforst '
Sanorma says, 'everforst '
Sanorma says, 'everforst '
Sanorma says, 'everforst '
Sanorma says, 'everforst '
Radjan says, 'It's EVERFROST. ;)'
Sanorma says, 'everforst '
Sanorma says, 'everforst '
Sanorma says, 'everforst '
Sanorma says, 'Hail, Magus Arindri'
Sanorma says, 'everforst '
Sanorma says, 'everfrost'
Magus Arindri begins to cast a spell.
Sanorma fades away.
Magus Arindri says 'Safe travels.'
~ Gud spellnig is r frend.

Radjan tells pof:1, '*SLURP!*'
Strumm tells pof:1, 'Hey Dra'
Torq tells pof:1, 'Hey man'
Blitzfeld tells pof:1, 'Hey leezard'
Draleon tells pof:1, 'Blitz !!! See this is why I made this channel :)'
Blitzfeld tells pof:1, 'If you made it just for me, it should be named BLITZF'NRULES'
~ Yes, but then imagine the crowds...

Radjan tells the group, '*bats eyes at Drevis* I'm Canning, hon.'
Drevis tells the group, 'Muahahahaha, you're getting addicted to a 100% bind wound warrior =)'
Radjan begins to cast Cannibalize IV.
Radjan is being bandaged. Stay relatively still.
Radjan's body aches as her mind clears. Radjan has taken 148 points of damage.
The bandaging is complete.
Radjan is being bandaged. Stay relatively still.
Radjan tells the group, '*drools*'
~ The best part is, whenever he bandages, it looks like he's kneeling before me.

Layren tells the raid, 'Hey Torq… not sure if you got the memo... but you're gonna be the MT okay? '
Hann tells the group, 'LOL'
Hann giggles at Torq.
Torq tells the raid, 'Huh? Me? OH NO.... I got a note from my doctor'
Hann tells the group, 'get 'em Mighty Torq'
Draleon tells the raid, 'haha'
Layren tells the raid, 'Oh don't worry... Radjan is your healer'
Torq tells the raid, 'Oh, I feel MUCH better now'
~ Let me know when you're at 60%, Torq. I'll start Kragg's then.

Makoeyes shouts, 'This is just to warn everyone in ADVANCE. i'm stranded back at xanamec spawn and am going to try for zone point. i will yell train when i go for it'
Arleon tells the group, 'What was that shout in zone?'
Makoeyes shouts, 'BE WARNED i'm likly to have the biggest damn train you ever seen'
Reynic says out of character, '...or instead of training the zone and interrupting all the groups in the halls you *could* die, pop in the graveyard and get a rez...'
Arleon is sort of happy he has FD.
~ And I am happy I have Gate. ;)

Radjan tells pof:1, '*SLURP!*'
Pusinbutes tells pof:1, 'ack...I've been slurped!!'
Radjan tells pof:1, 'Well, duh.'
Cellic tells pof:1, 'It's like a Gallagher show'
Radjan tells pof:1, 'With a few less watermelons.'
~ Gallagher for President!

Cellic tells pof:1, 'How close to 62 Rad?'
Radjan tells pof:1, '26% away'
Cellic tells pof:1, 'ohh'
Strumm tells pof:1, '26% *AWAY*??????' Rasa frasin'
Cellic tells pof:1, 'your wife is leaving ya in the dust'
Strumm tells pof:1, 'That is *so* true'
~ I'm actually closer to 21% away...

Treboc starts to pay attention now that nudity might be involved.
~ Roleplaying isn't all that bad sometimes...

Pusinbutes tells the guild, 'We're at the dead tree, Torq'
Torq tells the guild, 'I got a map... its of West Freeport, so prolly won't help'
Drevis tells the guild, 'hahahahahaha'
Sraleon tells the guild, 'West Freeport works fine, but you have to turn it upside down'
Drevis tells the guild, 'That's how that works?'
~ Just go to Burned Wood and head south.

Scyllua tells the guild, Radjan could I get HoS please? When you're back?'
Radjan tells the guild, 'You have Kragg, no? It's better than HoS'
Draleon tells the guild, 'watch out for those ho's'
Draleon tells the guild, 'sorry bad bad bad Jeff'
Strumm tells the guild, 'Hahaha'
Shaylia tells the guild, 'no you're not sorry'
Draleon tells the guild, 'Yeah a bit :)'
Shaylia tells the guild, 'you're just trying to cover your tracks on the off chance you leave the Superfluous page open and your wife *happens* to walk by'
~ No, he's not sorry.

Zabitka says out of character, 'Howdy PoF, whatcha killing?'
Strumm says out of character, 'We're working the church'
Kaisey says out of character, 'We've killed everything in the church and we're considering sending Radjan to bind and having her pull from the top of the dungeon down to here. =)'
Scarff says out of character, 'that sounds like something Radjan would excel at'
Radjan says out of character, 'Hmphf'
Zabitka says out of character, 'slurppulling > all'
~ Zabitka & Scarff (Petunya & Tarf of "All That is Gold") cameo in Kaesora during our guild powerleveling session.

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